Just a draft, but the next 6 chapters (episode 4) of Love on the Moor are currently in the editing process. They should be out within a few days.

Author Note: I've experienced a few major changes in my life in 2026, but I want to reassure anyone who's still interested that LOTM has not been abandoned and the drafts are still in progress.

Due to real-life obligations, I anticipate that the next episode — containing six chapters and an estimated word count of 30,000 — should be released sometime in April or May 2026.

Here's a summary of what I have written so far. Please note that some parts may change (if I have a better idea).

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(DATE TBD, OF COURSE) – Six new chapters! After a brief break for Whitney to recover from his numerous injuries, Love on the Moor returns with Episode 5. Featuring a nursery challenge in which the cast demonstrate truly questionable parenting abilities in an attempt to find out who is Rapechester’s #1 Daddy Father Figure. Bailey attempts a redemption arc by teaching the children their legal ABCs; Kylar thrives in roleplay delusion; Avery remains Avery; whilst Whitney casually sets a vending machine on fire. This is followed by the first solo date of the season. We shan’t tell you who the lucky winner is, but the episode also features a shocking reunion, the series’s first smut scene, and a long-awaited fistfight between Bailey and Avery. Next comes a main challenge, predictably ripped off Love Island — yes, it’s the heart rate monitor challenge. There will be lap dancing, overt milk shilling, and heavy-handed production meddling. Finally, an elimination sequence sees PC graduate from reluctant bachelorette to full-blown telenovela star. Stay tuned for gunshots and tears – both caused by Bailey’s metallic bulge and not the organic one.

───────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────────⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───────── As of 16.03.2026, I am torn between a few contestants to eliminate this episode. Out of sheer curiosity, which contestant would you like to see put out to pasture?