#simple request

hey so i need someone to lick me a lot and literally put their tongue inside me for a prolonged period of time

hi i want a pillow princess, spoiled and really mean girlfriend who is also a slut for my cock

hey how about we say non-op instead of pre-op for trans people. pre-op implies there will be an operation at some point and yeah that’s not the case for everyone. 

Another drought from late summer into fall, another wildfire nearby. I think it’s funny when people that live here protest the managed burns as wrong because “that’s something for California, not here” and ignore the foresters who explain the management of pine-oak forests to them, but then they’re shocked when wildfires start naturally due to lightning like this one did. They complain about rain (one person hoped it wouldn’t rain from september to december, and except for two times they’ve got their wish so far!) and then are very frightened by the wildfires and angry about the dust on the dirt roads. It’s like no one can see how cause and effect works: if you protest the controlled burn, all that flammable material goes up anytime it gets too dry. If you don’t want it to rain, it will get very dry instead. If you leave food everywhere, the bears will come on your porch. No, the forestry service can use helicopters to wet every inch of the forests on a weekly basis while leaving you nice and dry (a real suggestion). 

Feeling like I need love tonight. Like hug me and kiss me on the cheek please.

Look, I just want to meet someone insanely attractive who is also inexplicably immensely attracted to me, who then orchastrates a commercial shoot to see me again, propositions me in the shower, makes me come so hard I see stars, and then completely rearranges their life to be closer to me.