#simpbur.

L’manberg: jealousy scale- 7/10

He doesn’t get jealous often, not caring enough because he has better things to worry about, like his nation that he needs to uphold against the green man himself. He also knows that you wouldn’t leave him, call him cocky but if he’s kept you this long then.

But when he does get jealous? You know-

The man becomes hostile to the person you’re talking to, side eyeing the person as he steals you away and holds you close to him the rest of the time. He’s tense, holding you tight. Once you figure out he is jealous, you laugh at him and make fun of his sudden demeanor change. His usual straight face, smug personality turning into a possessive and hostile one.

He usually pouts at you as you make fun of him, both walking back to the house as you laugh about it all and fall back into the dynamics.

Pogbur: jealousy scale- 4/10

I know. The scale is low.

But think about it. If he’s keeping you around during his time in pogtopia, it’s to use you for his pleasure and to release his anger and that’s it. He’s blind sided, from losing his nation and the trust from everyone around him.

He uses Tommy as a pawn in his games… so why would you be different?

I will say- whenever he sees you laughing and talking to schlatt or anyone in that group, he looses his mind. Because who gave you the right to mingle with the enemy?

But he won’t ever tell you, no. It’s a waste of his time when he has better things to worry about- he’ll show you who you belong to later on.

Rev: jealousy scale- 10/10

Ohhhhh boy! This man is like-

Once he realizes his mistakes before hand, not putting more effort into your relationship and caring for you at all during pogtopia, he’s paying more attention to you than his own needs and things he should be doing…. Like apologizing to everyone. (Don’t worry you convince him!)

But- if he sees someone like Techno or even Ranboo taking way too long when talking to you or making you laugh too much, he immediately steps in and sweeps you away. He gets scared, knowing how you felt before everything happened. You could leave in the matter of seconds if you wanted.

Yet when it comes to quackity. If you even glance at him or he glances at you, my man is going off the rails. If anyone, quackity is the LAST person he wants you to interact with and be buddy buddy with. And if he ever does catch you guys talking and catching up…. Ummm let’s just say he gets real angry at Q and has a little talk with you later on

Phantombur: jealousy scale- 8.5/10

Oh my beloved Phantom. He’s so sweet and so precious, yet so insecure in himself and gets scared about your relationship very easily.

He sees you laughing and wondering around with James? He’s automatically hiding himself away and pacing back and forth. Making a list in his head on what he could’ve done and if you’re leaving him.

He sees you planting things with techno? He’s thinking you like your time with him more than you do with your own boyfriend.

Phantom doesn’t get angry jealous or petty jealous. He gets sad and insecure jealous. And once you realize this, endless amounts of reassurance and many many kisses are shared between the two, and a bunch of praise as well- especially when he starts comparing himself with everyone else.

Siren: jealousy scale- 9/10

Ooooo…. He tries so hard to hide it but sucks at it!

Especially when dream and Sap start making comments about you to him when he’s trying to fight them or just spying- he hates your name coming out of those two mouths… they have no right!

Or when he sees you and Fundy talking and laughing while getting a chicken sandwich, Tommy and everyone at a table already, laughing and eating away. Wilbur will keep a close eye on you two the whole time, making sure that little fuck doesn’t to do anything.

He gets jealous in the way that- he’s possessive of you. You are fully his and no one gets to have you the way he does- not after letting everything that was once his slip away from his grasp.

Arg: jealousy scale- 5/10

Another low one I know-

But arg doesn’t get jealous much! He knows you love him and knows you care for him so much. And he’s too busy hiding and making sure he’s safe in order to care who your friends with and who you talk to. Plus your a home body anyways-

But if he does find out you started getting into connections with Jack or Kai- oooo boy!!! He’s upset! The guy that mocked him and made fun of his skills, and the guy who took his opportunity- oh no. No no! He rarely gets angry but that sets him off.

Simp: jealousy scale- 1000/10

Ahhh…. We all saw it coming.

Simp gets jealous WAY too easily! You can breath next to someone or look at someone a certain way and he is all over you. Whining in your ear and pouting at you, glaring at the person you didn’t even interact with. You have to apologize to more people than you’d like to admit but

Simp follows you and everywhere and he’s clinging onto you and needing your touch every second he can. So it leaves very little room for you to even interact with others. But when you do- get ready for a bunch of bratty little whines and comments about how you don’t love him-

Simp is pathetic

Incel: jealousy scale- 7.5/10

Oh my husband.

Incel literally put cameras in your apartment while you were away- so yeah he sees everything you do. And before you knew him and everything, oh brother…. When you had someone else over, eyes were on the screen every second. He needed to know whether he needed to rescue you or kill someone.

But when you do know him, you keep the cameras up and use it for your own enjoyment. But of course when you and Wilbur are out together, he doesn’t get jealous easily, he has way too much patience. But- if a guy tries to hard or gets too nosey, that’s when he gets annoyed and frustrated.

No one should want to know your whole life story in one night unless they’re trying to get something. All he does is stand next to you and it usually works.

But if you do by chance bring someone he doesn’t know to your place…. And he can see that dirty smirk on your face…. Oooo you are playing with fire.

Will Gold: jealousy scale- 6/10

Ok this one I love so much!

Like phantom, Wil gets insecure jealous. He trust you with his whole being don’t get him wrong! But everything that’s happened in the past, he still has issues with everything and making sure his own partner truly loves and wants him .

He knows you can leave him at any second and that he’s nothing special, but he truly doesn’t understand how you stay with him. After everything you’ve heard, you’re still here.

So whenever he sees you laughing or talking to someone else really intensely, he starts getting nervous and fidgets. He gets in his head a lot and goes quiet.

That’s usually your tell-tale sign to check up on him and reassure him as much as you can. It usually works, and he appreciate you so much for that !