#simp post

Malleus x GN!READER

Summary: When you're feeling a bit self-conscious, your close friend takes it upon himself to cheer you up!

Authors note: this is my first time trying something like this frfr, I'm going to be testing multiple different writing styles, let me know if you'd like more of this! My requests are always open. And sorry for the hiatus life has been life.

Warnings: Reader is MC, Angst with comfort, mentions of past trauma physical and mentally, reader is just tired and just breaks down.

Because I'm not better than FL

Anyway, i really love Milverton. All he would have to have done to keep Whiteley's blackmail material from being relevant was to prevent its publication. It is strongly implied he has a monopoly on the news, and that he is very used to slanting facts to his advantage. All he would have to do is declare the contents slander and prevent his presses from running the information, and because he is considered to run the reputable publishing house, it wouldnt go anywhere.

But Milverton *wants* Whiteley to fall. He can't stand the existence of a man like him, untainted by sin. And so he blackmails to get what he wants--Whiteley erased.

*VIBRATES WITH EXCITEMENT*

(Thank ya for the ask❤️💋)

Charlie HC’s💋🍕🐀

(cause I wanna talk about my husband)

- Charlie secretly LOVES when Casper is wearing his clothes. Like wearing nothing but his sweet Pete’s shirt and underwear when they make breakfast…hits different👀

-he CAN cook but insists he can’t

-👏THIS👏MAN👏 loves to squish Casper (on the thighs, Ass, cheeks, tummy) all of it just ✨squish✨ 

- he can sing but he doesn’t think he’s very good

-When Casper gets protective over him he can’t help but get this dopey grin on his face and gets all fuzzy inside 🥰

-Casper sends him photos and videos of them and our new little buddy when he’s at work

-he needs glasses but doesn’t wear them unless he’s reading for the Boss

-lets Casper Do his hair (man looks damn fine in a messy Bun🤭)

-MOVIE NIGHTS

-Charlie used to smoke cigarettes when they were teens because he thought Cas would think he was cool until Cas smacked it out of his hand and said “THOSE THINGS CAN KILL YOU BLONDE FOR BRAINS! Believe it or not, I ACTUALLY LIKE Having you around!” Then he stopped completely

-when Pete tells him to throw away the pizza that’s been under the heat lamps for too long he instead gives it to people who actually need the food instead of wasting it 

-he knows Spanish. Enough to conversation but he’s not fluent.

-he was a dealer. so he knows a lot of people and gave a lot of people the honorary “Charlie discount” so anytime he needs a favor or two  and it’s not big enough to go to the big boss man…he’s got people

-does not like the taste of alcohol.

-The amount of times that this boy has gotten his ass beat. His pain tolerance must be extremely high. You can’t convince me otherwise

-he doesn’t know how to control his facial expression…do with that information what you will 👀

-he likes to bite and mark up Casper like not even sexually most of the time boy needs to occupy his teeth with something it just so happens that that something most of the time is his partner's flesh and we can’t fault him for that

-sleep. When these too sleep they are tangled into each others embrace the warmest kind of snuggles 

I would love to add more, but I don’t want this post to get too long 

the new rook ssr card just dropped and ive never been a “bet u look good when u cry” kinda person but like…now i get it. i can even forgive the mullet.

bonus content: the other rook savannaclaw card

HIS ARMS. THAT GAZE. HIS FRECKLES?!

I AM BEHOLDING HIM SO DISRESPECTFULLY RIGHT NOW.

alright this is turning into a rook simp post and you can’t stop me

i can even abide the lil fuckass bob he’s got in the pomefiore cards b/c look how cute he is???