Sep 11, 2025
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No im no where near finishing this draft, but id like to share this for anyone waiting
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Izzy: can you come help me with something?
Phobe and Levi: sure!
Izzy: okay one of you dry the dishes and the other one dry them, once your done give your bother a bath.
Simon : hey guys wanna come help me with something?
Phoebe and Levi : Sure..
Simon somehow negotiating a hostage situation in Hungarian with a demon that he managed to summon by mistake, severely dehydrated, sweating from head to toe at the top of a beautiful mountain, three days out, no food unless he decides to kill a sheep he stole, or the horses he rode up, running off of pure dirt that he ate and a singular joint, almost delirious : Don’t worry guys, we’ll be done soon, all you have to do is make a straight shot towards the extremely venous eyeball.
Phoebe and Levi: NO?
Simon: YOU SAID YOU’D HELP?
Levi walking into his room: Dad what the fuck are you doing
Simon mid hit off his cart : your mother had to go through labor to get you here be quiet
Levi: what? Dad how times did you hit that
Simon blowing out: way more than once and I’ll be taking this
Simon: I’m so stressed out I think I’ve lost 90% of my hippocampus
Jace: then just eat another one?
What do we wanna see more of the in next chapter of ATWPB?
The rest of Simon’s band (Eric, Kirk and Matt)
Rebecca and Elaine Lewis
Thea
Vampires of the Dumort
Jace and Simon duo
Jacob and Zeke backstory
Johnny Rook
Catarina Loss
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Band names
Eric: ITS WEDNESDAY
Simon: oh no.
Kirk: ....
Eric: new band name day. Everybody take a 50 sided die as Matt is not her we shall choose four words from the dictionary chosen by blindly pointing for him.
Simon: *reluctantly takes die*
Kirk: *snatches die*
Eric: alright. As you know, we roll one at a time anti-alphabetically so Simon, you first.
Simon: 44
Eric: okay. Kirk.
Kirk: 12
Eric: alright. My turn. 36. So. Simon go find the 4th book from the left on the fourth shelf in the library.
Simon: *sigh.* Huckleberry Finn.
Eric: turn to page 12 the thirty sixth word is...
Simon: Orange
Eric: kirk first book from the right on the right second shelf.
Kirk: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
Eric: page 36 the forty fourth word.
Kirk: cloak
Eric: and the 12th word on page 44 of The Hobbit is Hole.
It is official, the name of out Band is Oranges for the Fencepost Hole.
Simon: It is days like these that understand why Clary thinks our band names are so ridiculous.
WHY CAN'T THIS BE ENGLISH
is it bad that i've fallen in love with this band that sings in a language i don't understand?