I have always resisted anything that smells a bit self-helpy. Perhaps itâs because Iâm pretty content with my pretty average, relatively low-stress life, where days seized and squandered pass in fairly equal number, attended by tides of frustration or mild satisfaction... Floundering is living, too, Burkeman explains. And if there is any key to success, itâs giving up altogether the quest for super-productivity and rejecting the nagging impulse to get on top of things. Instead, weâd all be happier and more productive if we did what we could â and no more â while embracing our imperfections. Now thatâs the kind of pep talk I can get on board with.
â Simon Usborne, in his review of "Meditations for Mortals" by Oliver Burkeman. (The Guardian, September 12, 2024)
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Henry is a fixture in millions of homes â including 10 Downing Street â despite almost no advertising. Meet the man behind a curiously Briti
Sucks to be him! How Henry the vacuum cleaner became an accidental design icon
Henry is a fixture in millions of homes â including 10 Downing Street â despite almost no advertising. Meet the man behind a curiously British success story
" In March this year, photos of the governmentâs glitzy new briefing room, where Boris Johnsonâs new media chief was set to host daily press conferences, leaked to the media. The centrepiece of a âpresidentialâ approach to communications, it was already controversial for its cost to taxpayers of ÂŁ2.6m. With its gaudy blue backdrop, giant union flags and imposing podium, it looked like the stage for a US political or legal TV show: The West Wing with a touch of Judge Judy.
What the briefing room needed was something to suck the pomposity out of it. What it needed, it turned out, was a cameo appearance from a 620-watt anthropomorphic vacuum cleaner. The stocky red and black appliance was barely visible in the wings, stage left, yet instantly recognisable. Turned away from the podium, his chrome wand propped casually against a varnished dado rail, the Henry vacuum cleaner looked almost as if he were rolling his eyes.
The image quickly went viral; there were gags about a âleadership vacuumâ. âCan we put Henry in charge?â asked TV presenter Lorraine Kelly. Executives at Numatic International, based in a sprawling complex of giant sheds in Chard, a small town in Somerset, were delighted. âItâs amazing how little of Henry was in that picture, and how many people came through to us and said, âHave you seen it? Have you seen it?â says Chris Duncan, founder and sole owner of the firm where a Henry rolls off the production line every 30 seconds.
Duncan, who invented Henry 40 years ago this summer, is now 82, and worth an estimated ÂŁ150m. Known as âMr Dâ to his 1,000 employees at the factory, he still works full-time at a standing desk that he built himself. He is speaking to me, after months of persuasion, in his first proper interview.
Henry has become an accidental icon of British design and manufacturing. Equally at home in the hands of princes and plumbers (Charles and Diana received one of the first models as a wedding present in 1981), he is also an under-stairs stalwart in millions of ordinary homes. As well as the Downing Street cameos, Henry has been photographed hanging from a rope as abseilers cleaned Westminster Abbey. The week after my visit to Henry HQ, Kathy Burke spotted one while touring a palatial mansion in Money Talks, a Channel 4 series about wealth. âNo matter how rich, everyone needs a Henry,â she says.
Henry is the anti-Dyson, rolling over the social codes of the household appliance market with a modesty and humour that escapes the bigger, more expensive brand and its billionaire creator. James Dyson has hoovered up a knighthood and more land than the Queen. He has faced criticism for outsourcing production and offices to Asia while also cheerleading for Brexit. His latest memoir is out this September, while his early vacuum cleaners are venerated in design museums. Henry? Not so much. But if Dyson brought aspiration, innovation and an air of exclusivity to Big Vacuum, Henry, the only mass-produced consumer vacuum cleaner still made in Britain, brought simplicity, reliability â and a cheerful lack of airs. âBollocks to that!â is Duncanâs reaction when I suggest that he should also write a memoir.
The son of a London policeman, Duncan wears a short-sleeved shirt with open collar; his eyes glint behind gold-rimmed specs. He lives 10 minutes from the Chard HQ. His Porsche has a âHenryâ numberplate, but he owns no other homes and eschews yachts and other baubles in favour of a 40-hour week and the company of Ann, his wife of 35 years (he has three sons from a previous marriage). Modesty permeates Numatic. The campus is more Wernham Hogg than Silicon Valley; the firm never advertises Henry and retains no PR agency. Yet it has a turnover of almost ÂŁ160m and has now made more than 14m Henry vacuums, including a record 32,000 in the week before my visit, thanks to a pandemic-related surge in demand for household appliances.
When Duncan received his MBE at Buckingham Palace in 2013, Ann was led into the auditorium to witness the honour. âA guy in uniform said, âWhat does your husband do?ââ he recalls. âShe said, âHe makes Henry vacuum cleaners.â He nearly shit himself! He said: âWhen I get home and tell my wife Iâve met Mr Henry, she is going to be so livid she wasnât here.â And itâs stupid, but those sorts of stories are worth their weight in gold. We donât need a publicity machine because itâs self-generating. Every Henry goes out there with a face on it.â
I will at this stage admit to a slight Henry obsession. I didnât think about my girlfriend Jessâs Henry a great deal when I moved in with her 10 years ago, or when he moved with us to a new home after our marriage. It was only after the arrival of our son in 2017 that he began to occupy a bigger place in our family.
Jake, who is nearly four, was one when he first met Henry. It was early one morning, before dawn, and Henry had been left out of the cupboard the night before. Jake wore a striped babygrow and, placing his milk bottle on the wooden floor, crouched to inspect a curious object that was as big as he was. It was the start of a great romance. Jake insisted that Henry be liberated from his dark cupboard; for months, he was the first thing Jake went to in the morning, and the last thing he thought of at night. âI love you,â Jess said above his cot one evening before lights out. âI love Henry,â came the reply.
When Jake discovered my mum had an upstairs Henry and a downstairs Henry, to save on lifting, he was beside himself. For days, the imaginary stories he demands after his book at bedtime were about Grannyâs Henrys. They would call out to each other at night, meeting for domestic adventures. In an effort to return Henry to the cupboard, I bought Jake a toy Henry. He could now hug little Henry as he fell asleep, his âtrunkâ entwined in his fingers.
To find a lid, I took the oil drum round all the shops â then I ordered 5,000 black washing-up bowls
The affair peaked with the onset of the pandemic. In the first lockdown, big Henry became the closest thing Jake had to a friend of his own size. When he accidentally bumped into the vacuum with his mini pushchair, he reached into his toy doctorâs kit for his wooden stethoscope. He began to watch Henry content on YouTube, including earnest reviews by vacuum influencers. His infatuation is not surprising; Henry looks like a giant toy. But the strength of the bond, which rivals only Jakeâs love of his stuffed dog, Doggy, got me wondering about Henryâs backstory. I realised I knew nothing about him. I began firing off emails to Numatic, a company I had not even known was British.
Back in Somerset, Henryâs creator fills me in on his origin story. Duncan, who was born in 1939, spent much of his childhood in Vienna, where his father had been posted after the war to help build a police force. He moved back to Somerset at 16, got some O-levels and joined the merchant navy. A naval friend then got him a job at Powrmatic, a company in east London that made oil-fired heaters. Duncan, a natural salesman, ended up running the business until he left to launch Numatic in 1969. He had spotted a gap in the market for a sturdy, reliable cleaner to suck soot and muck out of coal- and gas-fired boilers.
The vacuum industry had been growing since the early 1900s, when British engineer Hubert Cecil Booth designed a horse-drawn machine whose long hoses would wind through the doors and windows of posh houses. In a 1906 advert, a hose is coiled on a thick carpet like a benevolent snake, imaginary eyes attached to its steel mouth gazing up at a housemaid. âFriendsâ is the slogan.
Meanwhile in Ohio, an asthmatic department store cleaner called James Murray Spangler created a handheld vacuum using a fan motor in 1908. When he made one for his cousin Susan, her husband, a leather goods manufacturer named William Hoover, decided to buy the patent. The Hoover was the first successful domestic vacuum cleaner and â in the UK â a trademark that became synonymous with a product category (âhooverâ is now in the dictionary as a verb). But it wasnât until the 50s that the cleaners sucked their way into the homes of the masses. Dyson, a privately educated art student, began developing his first bagless cleaner in the late 70s, eventually shaking up the industry.
You forgive its foibles because itâs doing a useful job. It's almost like walking a dog
By the mid-70s, after Numatic had found some success, Duncan was on a British stand at a Lisbon trade show. âIt was as boring as sin,â he recalls. One evening, Duncan and one of his salesmen idly began to dress up their latest vacuum cleaner, first with a bit of ribbon, then with a union flag badge on what started to look a bit like a hat. They found some chalk and drew a crude smile under the hose outlet, which suddenly looked like a nose, then some eyes. Searching for a nickname that felt suitably British, they settled on Henry. âWe put it over in the corner with all the other equipment and the next day people were laughing and pointing,â Duncan says. Back at Numatic, which then had a few dozen employees, Duncan asked his advertising guy to design a proper face for the cleaner. âHenryâ remained an in-house nickname; the product still had Numatic printed above its eyes.
At the next trade show, in Bahrain, nurses from the nearby Aramco oil company hospital asked to buy one for the childrenâs ward, to encourage recovering children to help with the cleaning (a strategy I may attempt at home at some point). âWe were getting all these little reports and we thought, thereâs something in this,â Duncan says. He increased production and, in 1981, Numatic added the Henry name to the black lid, which had begun to resemble a bowler hat. Duncan was still focused on the commercial market, but Henry was taking off; they heard that office cleaners were talking to Henry as a way to break up the grind of night shifts. âThey took him to heart,â Duncan says.
Soon, big retailers started contacting Numatic: customers had seen Henry in schools and on building sites, and his reputation as a hardy friend of the trades had created a word-of-mouth cachet. Some also smelled a deal (Henry today costs a good ÂŁ100 less than the cheapest Dyson). Henry hit the high street in 1985. Despite attempts by Numatic to discourage use of the word âhooverâ, which is banned at company HQ, Henry quickly informally became known by the public as âHenry hooverâ, marrying the brands in an alliterative union. Sales are growing at a rate of roughly a million each year, and now include Hettys and Georges, among other siblings, in a range of colours. âWe turned an inanimate object into an animate object,â Duncan says.
âTiming might be part of it,â says Luke Harmer, an industrial designer and lecturer at Loughborough University. Henry arrived a few years after the first Star Wars film, with its hapless robots, including R2-D2. âI wonder if there was a connection to this product that provides a service and is slightly robotic and you forgive its foibles because itâs doing a useful job.â When Henry topples over, itâs hard to get cross with him. âItâs almost like walking a dog,â Harmer says.
Topples are not the only frustration for Henry owners. He gets caught on corners and has occasionally fallen down the stairs. Cramming his ungainly hose and wand into an overstuffed cupboard can feel like wrestling a snake into a bag. There are also average reviews for performance among the generally positive ones (though he gets the job done in my house).
Jake, meanwhile, is far from alone in his infatuation, presenting Numatic with passive marketing opportunities that suit its modesty â and save millions in advertising. In 2018, a Cardiff University student was forced by the council to cancel a Henry picnic when 37,000 people signed up to attend with their vacuum cleaners. Henryâs appeal has gone global; Numatic increasingly exports its products. Duncan passes me a copy of âHenry in Londonâ, a professionally produced photo book in which Henry tours famous sites. Three young Japanese women flew from Tokyo with a Henry to take the shots.
In 2019, Erik Matich, a five-year-old fan from Illinois who was being treated for leukaemia, flew 4,000 miles to Somerset with the Make-A-Wish charity. It had been his dream to see Henryâs home [Erik is now doing well and is due to complete his treatment this year]. Duncan says dozens of children with autism have made the same trip. âThey seem to relate to Henry because he never tells them what to do,â he says. He has tried to work with autism charities, and recently found an illustrator to help create Henry & Hetty books that the charities could sell (they are not for general sale). In Henry & Hettyâs Dragon Adventure, the dust-busting duo are cleaning a zoo when they discover a dragon enclosure. They fly with a dragon to a castle where a wizard has lost his crystal ball â until some more vacuuming uncovers it. It wouldnât win awards, but when I read the book to Jake that evening, he is rapt.
Henryâs appeal to children has also brought challenges, as I discover during a factory tour with Paul Stevenson, 55, a production manager who has worked at Numatic for more than 30 years. Paulâs wife, Suzanne, and their two grownup children also work at Numatic, which still makes other commercial products, including cleaning trolleys and rotary floor scrubbers. The factory has chugged along despite the pandemic and Brexit-related delays to parts; Duncan, who quietly backed Brexit, is prepared to ride out what he sees as teething problems.
In a series of giant sheds, rich with the smell of hot plastic, 800 workers in hi-vis jackets feed plastic pellets into 47 injection moulding machines to create hundreds of parts, including Henryâs red bucket and black hat. A reeling team adds Henryâs coiled power cord. The cord reel sits on top of the âhatâ, transferring power to the motor below via two lightly sprung metal prongs that spin against a greased receptor ring. The motor powers a fan in reverse, drawing air up through the hose and red bucket, to which another team adds a filter and dust bag. In the metal section, steel tubes are fed into a pneumatic bender to create the signature kink in Henryâs wand. Itâs quite mesmeric.
Humans far outnumber robots, one of which is employed every 30 seconds to lift an assembled Henry into a box for dispatch. âWe do a different job every hour,â says Stevenson, who started out making Henry in around 1990. The Henry line is the busiest in the factory. Elsewhere I meet Paul King, 69, who is about to retire after 50 years at Numatic. Today heâs making attachments for a ride-on floor scrubber. âI worked on Henry years ago but theyâre too fast for me on that line these days,â he says after turning down his radio.
Regulations are not the only headache. As I continued to feed Jakeâs Henry habit via the internet, a less wholesome side of his dust cult emerged. There are flame-throwing Henrys, fighting Henrys, X-rated fan fiction and a music video in which a man takes in an abandoned Henry only for it to strangle him while he sleeps. Some take things further. In 2008, one fan was sacked from his job as a builder after being caught in flagrante with a Henry in a works canteen. He claimed that he had been vacuuming his underpants.
âThe Russell Howard video is the one that wonât go away,â says Andrew Ernill, Numaticâs head of marketing. Heâs referring to a 2010 episode of Russell Howardâs Good News. After riffing on a story about a policeman who had been arrested for stealing a Henry during a drugs bust, the comedian cuts to a video in which Henry snorts a huge line of âcocaineâ from a coffee table.
Ernill is keener to talk about Henryâs future, as is Duncan. This year he added Emma McDonagh, Numaticâs first chief technical officer, to the board, as part of wider plans to prepare the company âin case I get hit by a truckâ. A veteran poached from IBM, she will help the company grow, and make more Henrys, more sustainably. There are also plans for more automation, and increased local employment. Henry and his siblings now come in various sizes and colours; there is even a cordless model.
Yet Duncan is determined that his vacuum stay true to its roots: it remains a remarkably simple machine. Duncan beams with pride as he tells me almost all of the 75 parts that make up the latest model could be used to repair âNumber oneâ, as he calls the 1981 original; Henrys are made to last â and to be easily repaired â in the landfill age of rapid obsolescence. When my own Henryâs hose popped off his nose a couple of years ago, I trimmed an inch off it and screwed it back in place with a bit of glue.
In the end, Downing Street Henry was surplus to requirements. A month after his cameo, No 10 binned the idea of daily press conferences: the briefing room has been used mainly for the prime ministerâs pandemic announcements. Henry has not been seen again. Was his unscheduled appearance to blame for the communications U-turn? âHenryâs work behind the scenes has been greatly appreciated,â is all a government spokesperson will say.
My own Henry spends more time under the stairs these days, but his bond with Jake remains strong. Jake can talk for England now, if not always coherently. When I attempt to interview him, itâs clear he sees nothing unusual in loving a vacuum cleaner. âI love Henry hoover and Hetty hoover because theyâre both hoovers,â he tells me. âBecause you can hoover with them.
âI just love hoovers,â he goes on, getting a little exasperated. âBut, Daddy, I only like hoovers with a name.â "