Simblorbo Submission: Andre St. Fleur for Saddest, Wettest Meow Meow (@simblorbo-bracket)
Name: Andre St. Fleur
Age: 55 (Adult life stage, nearly Elder)
What makes him a Sad, Wet Meow Meow? Born to royalty but completely temperamentally unsuited for it, Andre is pathetic and sad and weak-willed and a big, giant loser. He's the king of a small and unimportant country, and he simply cannot parent effectively or stop cheating on his wife. Finally forced to decide between his mistress and his wife of nearly 30 years, he became so paralyzed with indecision that he developed a terminal illness instead, saving him from ever having to make up his mind about anything.
He is an original character, and one of the leads (for now!) of my story.
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