#sillymuffincake

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

Well they say even a frog turns into a prince when you've fallen in love.

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

If you can rely in your partner and believe you can have a future together.

3. Are you a virgin?

Haha.

4. Are you in a relationship?

Honestly I rather date people before getting into a relationship. I'm not that desperate and I need to be sure I'm not being used. I've had enough of that and if I notice that again in my partner he or she can wall straight out the door.

5. Are you in love?

I am not.

6. Are you single this year?

I haven't, though I'm single right now. This is the longest time I've been single for a long time and I'm quite enjoying it. More time for myself and I'm able to take better care of myself now that I don't have to worry about my partner.

7. Can you commit to one person?

Yes I can. I give my everything, emotional and financial support. My love and respect. I acknowledge them and that they need their privacy and time away from me. I need that too. That's why it's so hard when you realize you've ended up giving everything and you've gotten nothing in return, only meaningless words if even those.

8. Describe your crush

Non existing being.

9. Describe your perfect mate

As I previously said, I need someone I can rely on. Someone I can trust in every way so I'll feel safe. I don't want to be the one who ends up taking care of everything in a relationship. I admit I have a bad habit of doing so since I love my 'perfect mate' so much but they need to understand how much it exhausts me and try doing things independently. That I guess is what I'm looking for in a perfect mate, independent and mature, willing to share their personal space with me but not give up everything for me. We can love eachother without being-- desperate or needy. I love attention but I don't need it all the time. What I need is to feel safe.

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

It can be possible but it doesn't always mean it leads to anything good. People tend to forget to think.

11. Do you ever want to get married?

Perhaps, if I find a person who can support and love me. Who I can commit to and trust. Otherwise no, I'd rather consentrate in myself and my own life. I still have so much a head. It's not my time to settle down yet.

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

No. If you betray me there's no return. I can't trust you and everything between us is over. No matter if you were a friend or a lover. You better just get out of my sight.

13. Do you get jealous easily?

Not really, honestly I don't give a fuck. If you decide to take the risk to play around with me and cheat on me don't be surprised if your stuffs are waiting for you outside. I don't have time and the energy to look at your childish behavior.

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

Again no.

15. Do you have any piercings?

I have 2 in both ears.

16. Do you have any tattoos?

No but I'm planning to take one. I'm still considering it though.

17. Do you like kissing in public?

Not really. I rather keep such things in private. Actually.. everywhere else is fine but not on the lips, perhaps a small peck but I'm not going to start French kissing my partner in front of some old hags.

(18-19 magically disappeared)

20. Do you shower every day?

No, I don't need to.

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

I know someone had feelings for me but I'm not sure if they feel the same anymore. My decission still stands though.

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Pops probably wants me to go down stairs and socialize with him and the old hag. I rather stay up here though. I need some alone time.

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

I already have.

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

HAH! I'm quite certain I won't be.

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

Hmmn.. what's the rush?

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Yes and the memories still upset me. Not in a bad way.. it prevents me from doing stupid things.

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

Yes and they sang it to me whilst playing the guitar. I of course responded by bursting into tears. God I'm so embarrassing..

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes, couple of times. First time I left the guy with a broken nose. Fucking asshole.

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

Yes, I was drunk and let myself be used. I couldn't fight back and so-- things happened. I felt awful and I was honestly afraid of telling my ex what I did or.. what someone did to me. Luckily she forgave me, though at that time I felt like I deserved being beaten up.

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

If I could change something in my body I'd change every-bloody-thing. Plastic surgery is so bloody expensive I'll never have the money for it. I'd rather keep knives and needles away from my face.

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

I might have.

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

Mnn.. yes. Though I still confessed even if I knew I had no chanses. I still laugh at the reaction I got. "You don't even know me that well..!" Oh bloody hell mate you didn't do anything but whine about your life about me. I know every bloody detail of your 'majestic' life. Wanker.

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

Yes.

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

Yes.

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Yes.

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

Nnn.. I'm not sure. I guess some of them became my best friend before I started dating them. I still prefer friendship over relationship.

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

I don't think so. If the person my friends hate would approach me I'd treat him or her like anybody else. They haven't done anything wrong to me so I have no reason to dislike them. If my friends have something against me talking to the person they dislike it's their problem. I'd be sure not to talk about them to the person though.

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Yes and it really confused me. I'm more of a thinker so I prefer thinking over feeling. I really disliked it.

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

Oh yes, quite many times. Being a member of Tumblr it's almost impossible not to cry over celebrities that don't even know of your existance.

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

Yes I have. It was a song to be precise.

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

Yes.

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

I haven't thought about that but I love feeling and touching my partner so I guess I'd already be doing it before I get to kiss him/her.

43. How long was your longest relationship?

8 months.

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

I need my toes if you want me to count them all which I'm not going to do. I loved all of them but I just-- fed up and broke up with them. I felt too restrained or pressured.

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

Err.. I'm going to pass this question.

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

Last year!? Pass.

47. How old are you?

20 is awfully close, I don't like it. I'm already drowning in responsibilities and I feel like the older I get the more is being forced upon me.

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

"Well fuck that's too bad." and I'd move on. Unfortunately they'd loose their chanse with me after that. I wouldn't be interested in them anymore.

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

I could start ranting about the maturity again but I'd just go with something physical this time. Warmth, strong and capable of holding me without being afraid of breaking me. I like it rough.

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

"Sod off."

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

No.

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

Family, good parents, my mother. Personal reasons, I'm not going to start telling my life story when it should be Christmas and everything should be great and wonderful.

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

I don't know and frankly I don't give a damn.

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

Yes.

55. Share a relationship story.

Once upon a time I fell in love, had sex, shared a drink and walked out of the door. The End.

56. State 8 facts about your body

- Fat

- Ugly

- Sick

- Scared

- Used

- Burned

- Fucked

- Exhausted

57. Things you want to say to an ex

I'm not going to chase after you and try keeping up our friendship. It's not my responsibility to keep in contact with you when you're not making any effort. So stop whining that you're lonely and nobody wants to talk with you. It's bloody annoying. If you want to see others then get off your ass and do something about it. There's nobody there to bring it in a silver plate in front of you. How do you expect to survive if you think others will do everything for you? If you'll read this you'll probably think I'm being mean or rude but that's just avoiding things. I'm not trying to offend you, I'm being direct and if you don't acknowledge it then you still need to grow up.

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

Being yourself. I'll notice if you're pretending and that'll just drive me further away from you. If I don't like you or I'm just not interested it doesn't mean there's something wrong with you. You're just not my type and what I'm looking for.

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

Dreadful, that's enough for an answer. I'm not going to post a picture.

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

Age doesn't matter to me, though I'd rather be with someone older. 4 years with the older one and 2 years with the younger one. Age definitely doesn't mean you're more mature.

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

Attitude, it doesn't need much to see if a person is civilized or not.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

I don't know, use you're fucking imagination.

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

Having sex.

64. What is your definition of cheating?

Cheating, being aware of the situation and being entirely willing.

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

Routine? Fuck those, I enjoy it when you surprise me (also hickeys).

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

"Pants down and hands on the desk! This is the police!" I'm just joking.

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

Doing something one way doesn't mean it's the only perfect way to do it. But I suppose for me the main things are that you're prepared to lead the conversation. Also don't be afraid to state your opinion, I love deep conversations and I don't get upset if our opinions differ. 

68. What is your sexual orientation?

Melsexual, sorry sorry. I hate to limit myself so I guess the closest orientation would be pansexual. I have my preferences though.

69. What turns you off?

Being awkward or disgusting. Uncivilized bastards. And seriously if someone calls me a posh after saying this I'm going to do-- God knows what.

70. What turns you on?

Touching, biting, sucking, being rough and dominant but the same time respecting my limits.

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

Pass.

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

I'd rather have a silent fuck that hear someone mutter Finnish in my ear. Otherwise "Mine" and "Fuck", hehe.

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

Not make me answer so many fucing questions in one go.

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

I don't care about such things, though I'd prefer if my partner were taller-- a lot taller than me. 

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

I can't remember. 

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

How should I know?

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

Not my problem unless you're fucking a person underaged.

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

I touched a dead squid at the fish store and it was disgusting.

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

"Look I got a christmas present!!!""I want one too.." *sadface*

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

My grandma?

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

Ben Whishaw

Daniel Craig

Anne Hathaway

Aidan Turner

Ian McKellen

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

A guy in the London bar who I later kissed with. God he was delicious in every way. He's from South London but he's visiting his family who moved from England to Spain.

83. Who was your first kiss with?

I can't remember.

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

I couldn't take care of us both and I didn't feel like I got enough support to manage with all the responsibilities.

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

I have done that before.

... WAIT!! THAT WAS THE LAST QUESTION!! THANK FUCKING GOD!