Feb 1
Magic cowbell that's stuck around your neck that causes you to turn more into a cow each time it rings.
First your breasts swell,
Then you get fatter,
Your ears get longer,
You grow a little tail,
Next you start to elongate your m's and o's,
Your nose starts to widen,
A sensitive bulge forms in your shorts,
Your feet and hands turn into hooves,
You can only say "moo" now.
Perfect.
I saw this earlier and have had it stuck in my head all day.. just thinking about it.
Would I be aware of the changes? Trying and failing to keep the bell from ringing?
Or would I be so oblivious going throughout my day wondering why my clothes feeling tighter than usual, until it’s too late and my pendulous udders burst out of my shirt
