#silly mode

Redraw of this comic

₊⊹ ಄ First attack !! For @poisonder ^^

I wanna commit a bit of 𝓣𝓸𝓶𝓯𝓸𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓻𝔂

Joanna and Tywin share a redheaded paternal grandmother, Rohanne Webber Cersei and Jaime share a possibly* redheaded grandmother, Jeyne Marbrand Because their kids less diversity in the genepool and red hair is a recessive trait one of them stood a greater chance of being redheaded than the general population Now please note this next part of the thought process occurred while I was feeling the hysterical silliness of someone whose brain was hitting itself while trying to do complex tasks of cooking

Cersei irritated Joffrey, Myrcella and Tommen turned out to be redheads: You promised me golden lions Jaime! If you loved me you give me golden lions!1! Jaime very tired Robert went on a hunt and Cersei has been riding him hard the entire time: I do not see how drinking wine with gold shavings is going to achieve that Also various people who want to depose and replace Cersei with their kinswoman are frantically trying to do conception math to match up when various redheaded noblemen were at court At least one is trying subtly threaten Addam Marbrand who is very confused because 1) He's not stupid enough to cuckhold a king 2) None them kids look like him, he's rangy man as a boy he was a knobby scarecrow of a child they're the spitting image of the twins as children 3) He's never at court hello

Then the thought occurred to me any of the males from Rohanne and Jeyne's line could have red hair in their beards or pubes and I started thinking about consort Jaime swimming naked on Tarth and sunbathing nude Brienne admiring the reddish gold of his pubic hair in the sunlight before going to town on him

Ohhh and if Joffrey was a redhead it could make Cersei hate Sansa even more and push hard for even lesser Lannister cousins just to have her golden lions