#silly mf

18 || 🇰🇷🇦🇺 || any prns

hello hello hello, thaumiel here. welcome to this little corner of the interweb.

i'm a certified hater and pariah, all that fun stuff.

partially satirical partially serious.

yes the world is fucked, yes people are a scourge, yes we should evolve beyond what we are now. transhumanism is cool. to be born is to be subjected to untold cruelty, do die is a mercy. what you do in that time is up to you.

my interests:

SCP Foundation and other ARG-esque media.

POSTAL, TF2, No I'm Not a Human, Blasphemous, Undertale, Deltarune, Ultrakill, Terraria, DUSK, DooM, Half Life, Portal, and various Visual Novels : 3 (killer chat my most recent fav ehehe~)

Machine Girl - Femtanyl - Goreshit - Stomach Book - Daft Punk - Kino - Machine Head - FEX - Blksmiith - A lot of the things.

(various team chatter abt the game occurs throughout. i’m sorry i so cba to caption that. it’s unimportant i prommy)

Smant: I could try a- a norwegian soda that I picked up.

Crafty: Woaaaahh

Smant: Yeah. I’ll be right back. (taps mic)

Smant taps mix and shows off bottle. Team chatter.

Smant: (Over team chatter) This pop is too carbonated. This is too carbonated. (Slurps, bottle fizzes over) Uhhh… (Leaves and returns. Cleans) Sorry, no I- I. I shook the bottle to reduce carbonation but I did not realise… (unmutes) I shook the bottle to-to-to decarbonate it a little bit, I did not realise how much carbonation was in this thing it exploded.

Crafty: Oh my god Smant (laughing, overlapping)

Dangers: Oh no.

Smant: And I needed to get like a towel.

Crafty: Sma- (laughs) Did somebody clip it, please tell me somebody clipped it.

Smant: And it’s like all over my- I’m going to have to wash my- my sweatpants, these are like my cosy pants for a couple days.

Phillie: Oh my gosh. I hate when- I hate when it’s just unexpected, the ammount, and then you have to get a towel to clean up.

Smant: (laughing) Yeah. (Slapping) It’s coming out faster. (Slapping)

Crafty: Smant… (laughs)

Phillie: Chat, don’t blame me- see - don’t blame me for my statement.

Smant: (reading chat) ‘That’s a bit more than tapping’ I guess you tap things pretty respectfully then huh. A lil too respectful.

Crafty: Oh my god….

Smant: -spitting on it, tapping on it, spinning it, it does not-

Ati: What did you do?

Smant: I shook the bottle. Alright?

Phillie: (Overlapping) Doesn’t do it for him.

Smant: (over team chatter) I cleaned it up so you can’t even tell.

Ati: Is it sticky now?

Smant: No it’s not. I cleaned it up.

Ati: It is!

Smant. It’s wet, it’s not sticky.

Crafty: Theres so many out of context clips that could be… that could be created. From this. (a/n YESSIR YESSIR O7. doing my duty)

(team chatter) Smant opens bottle.

Ati: Thanks I just showered!