A year ago I asked my three brothers, as a joke, “if you could have one gay night stand, but never talk about it after it happened, who would it be?” And I expected the usual “would never happen” response.

Well, today, the oldest boy goes “I found my gay one night stand”. I’m taken aback. WHAT??

He points to my phone, where I have paused an Adult Zuko edit “my gay one night stand”.

Guys! What do you mean that Zuko changed something in my brother?!!

I mean… yeah LOOK at him!!

Mom: do you think redwing can shit?

Me: in the mcu? No. He is mechanic

Mom: but he could have a build in function

Me: but why....

Mom: when Sam is annoyed with people.

More or less word for a word a hilarious convo I had with @amyrosemartin42, my sister (my bff) who is as much in the fandoms as I am XD

Me: Imagine the “Cha-Cha Slide” song but a YouTuber version. 

Sister: Imagine Jack doing it as a fitness class. In shorts and a vest.

Me: *fangirling* I think I would die... 

Sister: I’d go in and I would be like ‘well that’s my workout done!”

Me: Yeah we’d be like “Well my heart rate has been raised already!”. But at least he would be good at it because he has a loud voice! *starts laughing*

Sister: *laughs* 

Me: *continuing to explain the song* So imagine if the lyrics were ‘high five to the left/right’ instead of ‘slide to the left/right’. And ‘like a boss’ instead of ‘criss-cross’. And ‘techno like Pewds’ instead of ‘cha-cha real smooth’! *does Pewds slow techno rage dance* 

Me and sister: *laughing*

Me: And instead of ‘one hop this time’ it could be ‘brofist this time’! 

All we need to do now is get Markiplier into the song to have the whole trinity. And maybe Dan & Phil as well for good measure XD

I AM unstoppable, aren't I!? hahaha

Me: hold your horses

Have you ever taken part in the great toilet paper debate?

What?

You haven’t heard of the toilet paper debate?

Goodness, that is hard to believe!

Just kidding :)

So, as everyone knows, there’s two ways to put a roll of toilet paper on the bar thingy. Yeah, thingy, very technical term ;)

You either put it on with the sheet on the outside of the roll easy to grab or you put in on the ‘thingy’ with…

Dad: Did you ask your parents to go and see the Beatles when they came to Australia?

Mum: No! I was 2!