The Wenching Paradigm
In hallowed halls of beer and wine Where songs of old do so beguile There let us foray and determine What beauties we would want to draw in
Through verse and lilt, rough as is right Deep and rich, issued forth and far Those beauties stand not a snowflake's chance When passion plays disguise carnal sin
Onward then, unto the damsels The fairer sex shall know what's fair With flow'ry onslaught we shall win them With manners bold and debonair
No cheap cologne to mask our musk No green bills flung to prove our worth The very essence of who we are Will shine through with our 'devil may care'
A mater's nightly marish vision Of roguish smiles and wistful grins Where 'tis their daughter who's the maiden Enchanted thus and prone to faint
Pray tell, in all honesty, squire Who could reproach swooning lasses For falling charmed before smiles and arms, Of mirthful knaves, malapropos saints?
None, of course, for it's their fate To be beleaguered thus and be our game A free-for-all of hunters and prey In this wilderness of hearts aflame
So let passions and shoulders be bared, As we rise to intimate endeavours Such raucous romps, all sweat and frenzy Entranced by the new moon's wild claims
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