#silentdork

I GET TO GO ON VACATION IN TWO WEEKS IVE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR TWO YEARS IM DYINGGGGG SCOOB

GONNA GO TO DIDNEY WORL, GONNA RELAX. IM SO!!!! EXCITED!!!!

I WONT BE AT WORK FOR TWELVE WHOLE DAYS!!!!! (Including weekends and one holiday)

On 4/23/2017, "going to kevins" was uploaded to the SilentDork channel. Let's go over what we see in the video.

First off, we can assume that this happened to Tyler a while back, so whatever danger he faces in this video is no longer a threat to him. In his video "Update june 23rd: More to come", he stated that he was going to upload some videos he took himself. Judging by the timestamps in both the descriptions and the video itself, we can assume that this was uploaded by Tyler himself, not some malicious spirit. 

The description reads: 

"oct 11th 2015 never made it shouldnt have went outside shouldnt have opened the door they got me"

October 11th 2015 was the day Tyler uploaded "going to" on his channel. In this video, he visits JohnIsDead. The site tells him to go to Kevin's house, which he agrees to do before the video cuts off. It appears that we're finally seeing exactly what happened when he arrived in this most recent video. The tags of the 2015 video read “blood moon ritual ground I’ll see you soon Harbingers Link,” This might help clue us in to what exactly we're seeing.

Onto the newest video's contents.

We start off seeing what seems to be a dark room. Possibly somewhere in Kevin's house? We faintly see Jadusable's video of Rosa overlay the current vid. In the background, we hear "Who's That Knocking At My Door?" playing in reverse very softly. This is often considered Doug's theme song, as it usually accompanies him. Right on cue, we hear some spooky noises as the video cuts to a faint picture of Doug smiling at the camera.

Doug then appears and does a jumpscare before the video switches to someone holding a sign saying, "She told you not to open it." This is clearly another reference to Jad's Rosa videos, wherein one of Rosa's predictions was simply "Don't open it." After this, we see a faint image of Rosa before the video cuts once again to a different figure. This figure is very hard to make out, as we can only see what appears to be the mouth, but judging by the red coloring, we can guess it's Kevin.

After this, we hear a very quiet and staticy voice saying something. By raising the volume in a video editing program, we can make out this: "We need to lock him up. But ???????? first. Just don't let him kill himself."

The video cuts to some unknown date in 2015. Tyler appears to be locked in some sort of server room. Tyler says: "This place is so fucking huge. ????. I don't know who the fuck these people are. Hey, at least I found my fucking phone. Now if I can just find a fucking exit. What the fuck is this shit?" 

We then see Tyler filming in some sort of dark room in front of a strange light. In the background we can hear what sounds like drums and some chanting. Tyler begins talking again: "Okay... I managed to find something like a fuckin' lamp... This is the only light... This is the only lamp(?). I wanna know what the fuck these people are doing in here, it's dark as shit... I think the exit might be through this way." 

The video cuts to Tyler walking around in a dark room. "It's always so fucking dark... I don't think anyone's in here. Not gonna risk turning the light on though. I think I'm almost out... What the fuck is this fucking... fuck fuck fuck... I'm going in fucking circles... Damn it, it's so fucking dark. I'm fucking walking through walls or some shit. My eyes are fucking playing tricks on me cause I'm fucking teleporting or some shit through all these fucking rooms cause I keep seeing the same shit again and again-"

The video abruptly cuts once more. Tyler is now looking outside through some kind of metallic door or grate. "Oh wait, wait, what? What the fuck? Fuck it, fucking solid metal fucking door! It's fucking-" Tyler is then cut off by a loud distorted voice as the video corrupts. The voice appears to say: "HURRY, STOP TYLER/THE(?)" It is a bit difficult to make out. Judging by how the video turns green while this entity speaks, we can guess that it is Doug, since he is always associated with the color green. The video then cuts to black as Tyler yells.

We once again hear a staticy voice like before. It appears to say: "[????] Did you get Douglas up here? ...Good. Take the Harbinger's Link to the interrogation chamber. I have a few questions-" The first part of this is very difficult to make out. I think it may be in Spanish, but we aren't sure. As we know, the Harbinger's Link is Tyler.

After this we see what resembles lights moving overhead, perhaps this represents Tyler being dragged somewhere and we're seeing his point of view? 

We then see where Tyler was taken - some sort of freezer. "J-jokes on you, I happen to fuckin' like the cold..." The video cuts to Tyler banging at the icy wall. "Fucking pricks, let me out... let me out..." The video cuts again to the ventilation fans in the freezer. We can hear a distorted voice when the camera is focused on the left fan. The voice is backwards - reversing it, it says "You're wasting your battery." Tyler then looks at the other fan and says: "Maybe I can get out through these vents..."

The video cuts to Tyler looking at the freezer door while we hear some more backwards voices. Reversing this, it says: "Really, you should listen to yourself. Just this once." This voice sounds like Tyler's. We then see Tyler laying on the floor in pain, the cold clearly starting to get to him. There is one final video cut as we see someone grab Tyler off the floor by his hair.

Another new video from Vincent. This one is very interesting. First let’s get the codes out of the way. The title translates to “Foolish child”, and the description says “Did you think you would remember this?” As of the time of this tumblr post, there are no tags.

There is also a date in the description:  March 19th 2015. This is the day when Patrem was speaking to us through Vincent on Within Hubris. In the middle of our conversation, Patrem lost control of Vincent and we were able to speak to Vincent for a while. Vincent said he was in some park and mentioned a child asking him about a strange purple man (most likely referring to Patrem a few moments earlier). Based on what Vincent says in this video (The park - the park he woke up in, the child - the child who asked about the purple man, the website - Within Hubris where we were talking to him), it’s clear that this takes place in the specified time and is from Vincent’s point of view.

There is also whispering that can be heard about 30 seconds in - most definitely from Patrem. We’ll update when we have a better transcript of them. Check March 19, 2015 on the timeline for part of our conversation with Vincent.

New video update! This time on the much more scarcely used channel, Vincent Adams. We can hear a piano rendition of “Show me”, the Lunar Children theme. The code in the description and title all translate to “show me”. Checking the video tags reveals “show me” and “73 68 6f 77 20 6d 65″ as tags, again translating to the former.

This is the perfect time to talk about Spectre from my ask blog @welcometoteknal~

He’s a really fun character because he’s a Cool Monster Hunter but he’s also a Nerd who doesn’t know how to flirt with his crush Axela5. He’s part of the mysterious House of Cloak and uses a scythe as a weapon to hunt monsters, which are Teknali (his species) that have committed unforgivable crimes and so transmogrify into monsters and continue the same crimes, so his family is tasked to find and kill these monsters before they hurt others. He’s really good at his job, but focusing so much on said job is most of the reason why he doesn’t know how to deal with people now and why he gets embarrassed easily around a cute face.

Hello everyone. Wolfcat here announcing that this tumblr will no longer be our main method of announcing and archiving updates from the Johnisdead ARG. Instead, updates will be announced on our newly created Twitter account - https://twitter.com/TheIDetectives. This should be a better method all around, as we can now get updates announced much more quickly. 

As for the actual documentation of the content, all of that will be handled on the Johnisdead Wiki - https://johnisdead.fandom.com/wiki/Johnisdead_Wiki. This means that the timelines will no longer be updated on this Tumblr - if you want to stay up to date with the ARG, we recommend that you either check the current timeline on the wikia at least once a day - https://johnisdead.fandom.com/wiki/Our_Horizon_Arc - or you follow the Twitter, which will notify you both when the timeline updates and when an update is happening in real time.