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They had their meet cute in the fight club. and they've been inseparable ever since

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I put them on their own little mini platform and removed all paths to the mainland. They don't get to leave or meet any other islanders until they either become super inseparable best friends, or they start dating. Whichever option works out.
I've always really liked Bean X Bark, but my mind never registered how rare it actually is. Genuinely I just see every canon-interaction/fanart/fanfic as being within the ship unless otherwise stated. It's an insane case of rose tinted glasses for them specifically. Their dynamic is just so queer by default, I can't view them as anything else.
During Archie-era they were ALWAYS together, with this near-unprecedented level of casual physical contact (and on Bark's end it is seemingly reserved ONLY for Bean. Favoritism).
In those comics, Bean is characterized as this unhinged guy who isn't attached to anyone or anything, and yet when he's paired up with Bark there's this sense of 'oh, Bean enjoys Bark's company'. It's not as plain text as it is in the IDW take, so this is actually best seen when compared to how Bean interacts with Nack. Bean will find a way to fuck with Nack every minute of every day, but you don't see him actively trying to annoy Bark. They just hang out normally (as normal as Bean can manage). Surely this must mean something.
Bark is characterized to have a smidgen of a conscience in him, but he doesn't treat Bean as just a responsibility. Yes, Bean gets himself into trouble often, and Bark does have to hold him back a lot, but I firmly believe there's more to it than just obligation. Bark actually likes the guy. He will put in effort to humor Bean sometimes. One specific example of that is in the Sonic Universe Pirate Plunder Panic arc. Bean is doing a little comedy bit, asking Bark to make one of those smoothies he's good at making, and listing random specifications for it. Bark not only makes the smoothie, but he also adds every single one of those specifications. He didn't have to do that, but he did!! Because he listens and he cares!!! I am not looking too much into it I swear I'm not.
There's the general thing where Bark is perfectly comfortable with letting Bean speak for him in most situations. The IDW comics actually doubled down on that, and they made it even more clear that Bean has this uncanny ability to understand Bark. That whole concept is so so special to me.
It's also such good sociopath rep on Bean's part, if you categorize him as that, which I do (though it more so applies to the Archie version). The idea that Bean can be valued and he can value that same person in turn despite his condition is important to me. You don't see that idea very often.
There's something so inherently special about Bark and Bean's dynamic, but it's easy to miss out on because they aren't front and center. Bark and Bean are meant to be entertaining side characters. They weren't made to be overly elaborated on, they just exist the way they are. And what they are is queer. Thank you for reading my essay.
My favorite part about the anniversary special was the panels where they chose to put extra lines of detail around Bark’s eyes. Observe.
It just looks so cool and intimidating and expressive. I aspire to be able to draw something with that vibe.
Also bonus Tired Bark bc this man needs a break:
Anyone who knows me knows that I firmly believe that Bark is actually mute and he’s not silent by choice. I also love the headcanon that he’d use basic sign language.
So, stemming from this: I can’t stop thinking about the idea that the ONLY person Bark trusts enough to be his interpreter is Bean. He doesn’t trust anyone else.
Simultaneously, the only reason Bean isn’t twisting Bark’s words at will, is because Bark is the only person Bean actually respects.

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Sometimes I see Sonic fics that use Team Hooligan as the main antag group. They’re usually doing some over the top stuff, and you can tell that the author just needed a canon character to be the villain. This is prominent in a lot of fanfiction, either because the author is biased against characters, and believes them to be worse than they are, or because of the stigma around having an original character be the big bad. Anyway, I’m usually fine with Bean and Nack being assigned a ‘I’ll do anything I have no morals’ role like that, as they’re both canon dickheads. I DO have a problem with Bark being roped into a role like this. We’ve seen him prove that he at least has some conscience, and I think being hired to defeat Sonic is Way different than literally killing numerous civilians in a calculated explosion. It just really irks me and takes me out of the fic, because the whole time I’m reading I’m just like ‘Bark would never do this 😡’.
TLDR stop using Bark as a ‘Will do anything’ antagonist. The dude is only doing this shit to pay rent, he’s not a monster.
There is like a specific scale of morals (or lack thereof) with the Hooligans and Bark has consistently been the ignored moral compass. Occasionally Bean has his moments but it's like. It's Bean. The Sonic universe's agent of chaos. You're absolutely right Bark would NOT do this, especially not on his own. I feel like maybe a lot of people ignore that facet of Bark solely because, well, silent, but you're right
Of course I’m right. I can’t remember a time when I was goddamn wrong!
Jkjk but anyways Bark holds All the brain cells and All the morals but he doesn’t get a say in shit because he can’t say shit. It’s almost tragic. Although I doubt he’d be listened to even if he could speak.
I’m glad it’s finally being outright said that he’s actually pretty good in that anniversary comic (God bless Amy). Maybe I can stop seeing so many misguided fics using him as a immoral antag! I look forward to that day!
As for Bean. He’s like a chaotic nuetral in my opinion. He seems to like Bark, though. I think that if he was guided in the right direction by Bark specifically, I can see him getting better, moral-wise. Not much better, but slightly. I may be a biased source on this.
I know it’s his design because he’s a polar bear and all, but wouldn’t it make more sense if Bark just wore regular clothes? I mean, he’s wearing a hat, gloves and scarf in hotter climates. The poor guy is gonna get heat stroke if he keeps this up. Is he okay? Is he drinking enough water? I’m worried about him.