#silberfrapps

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED ANON THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR!

Big spoon/Little spoon:

Cyril’s definitely the big spoon. Frapps tried being the big spoon one time, but it ended up feeling pretty strange for the both of them.

Favourite non-sexual activity:

They like sneaking in to see cheap plays and whisper snide comments to each other about the actors’ mediocre performances.

Who uses all the hot water:

Frapps. Cyril doesn’t really mind, but he hates it when she forgets to pick her clothes up from the bathroom floor.

Most trivial thing they fight over:

Deciding who’s responsible for doing the laundry. “I did it last weekend.” “No you didn’t!” “Did too.”

Who does most of the cleaning:

Frapps. When there’s a lapse in her workload, she’ll distractedly clean out their place until everything is nice to look at again. Cyril doesn’t particularly care about keeping things tidy, so Frapps takes it upon herself to reprimand him for that.

Who controls the Netflix queue:

(Assuming that this is a modern AU…) Cyril probably has the most reign over it, and since Frapps barely has the time to watch movies as much as he does, he fills up the queue with shitty movies and he has to convince her that he watches them to appreciate the bad acting, not because he genuinely enjoys them. (That’s a lie, of course.)

Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:

This usually ends up as an argument between the two since Frapps is pretty convinced she could fix it herself, while Cyril would argue that that’s the reason why it broke. Again.

Who steals the blankets:

Frapps. She would just keep rolling around in her sleep until she’s wrapped up in a snug blanket burrito. Cyril would be annoyed but wouldn’t have the heart to wake her up, so he keeps a spare blanket under his side of the bed just in case.

Who leaves their stuff around:

Frapps. When she’s jumping from one task to the next she has a tendency to forget to pick her things up.

Who remembers to buy the milk:

Cyril. I imagine he does most of the groceries while Frapps is working at the bakery, and she leaves him very specific shopping lists for him to go by.

Who remembers anniversaries: