#sigma shitposts

POV: You are eating a delicious stroopwafel on video call with your beeeeeeest friend, who has been stuck eating Danoontje yogurt all day for the past week. 

@vcsionary​

Sigma: She is rude to me and kicked me in the groin.

Roland: Oh... Alright, fair.

Sigma: Though, I did kiss her on the back of the hand without asking. For some, such an action can-

Roland, already tired of Sieb rationalizing the Queen's behavior towards him again:

Vampire Sigma: *appears with his entire castle from a stormy crimson haze*

Flying Dutchman: ...

Everyone he knows: 

I forgot something about the name