#sigblue

Bee: Fran texted me “your adorable”, so I texted them back and said, “no, YOU’RE adorable". Blue: And? Bee: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like them so I’m not gonna say anything.

Raven: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier. Bird: *violently studies* Fran: *violently draws* Blue: *violently sings* Lavii: *violently murders* Crow: *violently worries about the previous statement*

Fran: Hey, look at this. Bee: dcrtfvygbuhnijmok Fran: ctfvyoygbhjgniomk Blue: … Bee: kmnhjbgvyftcdr Blue: How the hell are you guys saying that aloud?

Blue: Looking back, I regret nothing. Fran: Well, you should.

Blue: So, do you and Bee have any pet names for each other? Fran: Me and Bee do NOT have cute pet names for each other! Blue: Uh-huh. What do bees make? Fran: Honey? Bee, from the other room: Yes, my love? Fran: . Blue: Don’t lie to my face ever again.

Blue, staring at his exam paper: Man, Ma’am should have explained that part. Fran: She did, you just weren't paying attention.

Blue: So, who do you like, boys or girls? Bee: Yes. Raven: No.