Garden Gnome One Off
Siegwart entered his classroom with a sigh. Today was Halloween and he knew it was going to be an interesting day. Americans had a special way of over doing everything about this macabre holiday. He sat at his desk and smoothed his orange button down and pumpkin tie. Throughout the day, you avoid teaching physics (as per usual), and ignore the students comments about halloween candy, and their mockings of your accent. You'd been handing out candy to calm the rambuncuous teens. Tired, you sigh and pop a tootsie roll in your mouth. God do you hate this holiday. "Hows it goin'?" you hear a voice grumble. The voice belonged to no other than your lover and fellow physics teacher, Aric Buchta. You look up and smile. He was wearing lederhosen and a pointy, red hat. "You're a cute garden gnome," you sigh. "Uh thanks, Barry" he smirks with his lovely half smile. And you decide that Halloween might be your favorite holiday just because you get to see Aric as a garden gnome.
