Is his French bad? Yes.
Do I still want him yelling it at Kris in the tunnel like it’s a final boss cutscene? Also yes.
Listen i mean no disrespect but his French accent sounds like he learned it exclusively from airport announcements and angry Montreal taxi drivers. It’s stiff. It’s careful. It’s doing homework.
But.
A Sid–Kris fight in French would be cinema.
Sidney, jaw tight, vowels clenched for dear life, conjugating verbs like they owe him money.
Kris immediately switching to fluent, weaponized Québécois, rolling his R’s, hands flying, fully unhinged.
Sid losing the plot halfway through and defaulting to “tabarnak” like it’s a universal reset button.
Kris escalating purely because Sid’s accent offends him on a cultural level.
It would start tactical and end feral.
Subtitles would give up.
Everyone else in the room would pretend not to understand French while absolutely understanding the violence.
