#sidervs

“Os bróculos são ricos em ervilhas” - jae 

Rapping children songs

Haechan twerked to the sound of patinhos

Watched a pokemon episode that had a character whose name we couldn’t figure out if it was “Canoa” or “Granola” so we kept calling both and the started a theory he only had a girlfriend cuz he was good in bed, since he didn’t care about the girl

Debating black holes as an astrological phenomenoms and ... other

Singing the words “i want to die” at least 13 times

Burping really loud and uncontrollably

“This is a burp free zone, don’t be shy” - jae

Haechan forgot he had eaten a chocolate cake literally the day before

Performing the life out of caricas’ songs at 4am

Haechan lost against Iris in black2 and was shocked he had to do the pokeleague all over again thus basically ragequit

Haechan couldn’t kill the dude in assassin’s creed because the prostitute kept getting in the way

Watched a marathon of “Ghosted” and remained usure if we liked the show or not

I got a granola bar to snack on friday and by sunday night i still hadn’t touched it

it’s the revenge on the vegetables. also don’t deny your true self we all know you’re always up on a branch

❝ Listen, you need to eat vegetables to grow and stuff, I’m already pretty tall as it is. I ate all my veggies when I needed to. Also, about that branch thing... At least I’m not always grounded

Ok so, after a lot of freaking debate and ideas and going back to stuff we did back in 2013 as a group I decided to drop a group m!a onto us in the following way:

❝ Time for another amazing mini show with the group!! This time nct have been sent into, instead of a city, a house/cabin in the middle of a forest ❞ (see the cu de judas part? yeah).

Here’s how it plays out, have it either here or on aim (let’s be real here, mostly on aim), our whole squad will only interact like we’re all in a cabin in the woods instead of the dorm. Pretty simple, pretty fun... I hope.

For the further info, there’s a lake near the damn thing, a bunch of trees and whatever the hell you can think of, you can even see a unicorn, just don’t expect me to believe you’re not on drugs. 

The cabin does have rooms and here’s the whole rooming assignement:

room 1: Yuta and Ten

room 2: Jaehyun and Taeil

room 3: Taeyong and Haechan (someone pray for me)

room 4: Johnny and Sicheng

room 5: Bona - because she’s coming along as chaperone... yup...

We can hold movie nights, cabins have tvs and we have rabbit and since this m!a will go from 21/03 till 27/03, on the 24/03 there will be a “lights out” night.. like the power went to shit

POIS NÃO, PERDES AS ROUPAS

OLHA AQUI Ó

❝ Thank you Haechan.. but why are you always giving me food? Also, I’m not a monkey

breathe leader, we need you to tame satan

Tame?! How can I tame anything when I am leading a zoo of demons...