Here are some unidentified "circus-style" wood types printed by Racine-based (formerly Stevens Point-based) book artist and letterpress printer Caren Heft from her 2012 artists book The Human Volcano: The Stories of Captain Don One Man Sideshow Sword Swallower, Fire Eater, & Tattooed Man, printed at Heft's Arcadian Press in Stevens Point, Wisconsin, on Hahnemuhle and Root River cotton papers in an edition of 35 copies.
The book includes photographic images and an edited interview with side-show performer Captain Don Leslie (1937-2007) by Texas folklorist, photographer, and filmmaker Alan Govenar (b. 1952). Captain Don recalls:
Being a tattooed man added to my repertoire, so to speak. If you were a fire-eater, you got one salary, and as a sword swallower, you got another salary, and if you were a tattooed man, it added up. So, I got paid three salaries. And as the years went on, I was able to demand more money because I added to my attractions. I learned human pin-cushion, electric chair, bed of nails, and human blockhead. So, I do about ten acts. In recent years, there have been so few circus sideshow performers out there that I've become, literally, a one-man sideshow.
Swallowing swords was dangerous enough, but it was eating fire that doomed Captain Don, as the lead in the gasoline he used for his act gave him tongue and throat cancer, killing him in 2007.
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Hear Hear! What fights we are going to have! Two sibling puppets, only one shall remain. It is indeed one of our most popular attractions, for amidst stabbings and immolations, neither appears to give in. For now, there is no sign of a stop to the eternal fighting...
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[ID: A person with long hair, wearing a dotted, sleeveless shirt and solid-colored skirt, stands in front of of pillar, with floor to ceiling mirrors on either side. Their image is reflected four times in the mirror, two showing each side of the person, and two showing each 3/4th view of the person. From the person outward, the mirror is cracked in six major sections, and in each section is an image broken up from the cracks. From top to bottom and left from right in an arch, the images are: screaming mouth, bloody handprints, eyeballs, screaming mouth, eyeballs, and bloody handprints. The words, from top to bottom, read in all caps: âSide Shows, Introducing: The House of Mirrors. Only at the Grand Finale.â End description.]
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Time to be mean to poor baby Az again! But wait? Is that light on the horizon? Maybe. Or maybe not. Previous installments from days 2, 7, and 18. Prompt list by @yuckwhumpâ and found here.
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tw: dehumanization, tw: fantasy racism, tw: side shows, tw: dissociation, tw: nonsexual nudity, tw: caged, tw: chained, tw: insults
*****
The cart started moving well before the sun, hours after Az had cried himself to sleep but well before he wanted to be awake.
The wizard was grumbling, too, sitting at the front of the cart with her hood over her head while the fighter drove the horses. The archer was in good spirits. The other man was silent, but hadnât let him up to relieve himself before the cart moved, not that heâd had anything to eat.
Az stayed in the tightest ball he could manage, cold and miserable, dreading whatever the day had in store. He still felt numb, like his body was either too big or too small for him and he was floating half outside it. He was aware that his body was shivering, but it felt distant, like a concern for someone else.
They stopped as the horizon was beginning to lighten, the sunrise not far away, and the fighter immediately started hauling cages and crates out of the cart, piling the captives in their boxes on the ground beside the cart, while the wizard waved her hands and started setting a tent up by magic, the canvas floating into place as the frame assembled itself.
The archer kicked at his side before she picked up his cage, her foot connecting, only half stopped by the bars, and jolting him partially out of his numbness. He wriggled toward the center of the cage as she and the half-elf picked it up and started carrying him into the tent, the new ache in his side bringing him back to himself.
He wasnât even sure it would bruise. It was almost unfair, becoming so aware of the filth coating his skin, the chafing around his ankles, the helplessness of his naked body, and not even having a bruise to show for that awareness.
The wizard stepped inside, her hood still up, but her face a little less grumpy than sheâd looked when she peered into the cart to tell him sheâd silence him if he cried and then he wouldnât get any breakfast. She looked around the space and then ordered the other two to set his cage along one side of the tent, rattling off a list of the other cages and crates and pointing to where she wanted them.
Inside the tent, he couldnât see the sunrise, though every time the tent flap opened it was brighter outside. Inside, magical lights floated where they were needed as the wizard made the space what she wanted it to be.
It wasnât a large tent, and it filled quickly, Az feeling more and more trapped as other cages full of the creatures heâd shared the cart with filled the tent, with a narrow walkway between them.
âWeâll feed âem all once weâve got a decent crowd,â she said, âMake a show of it. That way we can charge extra. Dinner time, too. Then the ones with less feel like theyâre getting a deal paying a silver less for a view between meals. No reason not to come in, if theyâre getting a deal.â
The archer snorted. âIf you think theyâre that dumb out here, sure.â
âTheyâre that dumb everywhere. Go help Goswin round up some customers. You know Paeris is useless for that sort of thing. Dunno why you stick with him, cousin or no.â
âYeah, fine.â
The archer left the tent.
Az didnât like the archer being in the tent. He didnât like being alone with the wizard. He didnât like any of this.
*****
The first of the townsfolk came into the tent in a huge group, laughing and chattering, shrieking as they saw the first of the caged monsters, pointing and holding each otherâs hands and listening to the fighter explain in that warm, booming voice what they were passing and how it had been caught.
As the crowd approached his cage, Az tried to shrink back away from them, but all of a sudden, the archer was crouched behind his cage, clicking her tongue at him.
âTsk tsk. We knew youâd try that. Get up where they can see you!â
She jabbed an arrow through the bars, and he wasnât fast enough to avoid it entirely. He wriggled to the front of the cage, the arrowhead digging into his back and leaving a shallow cut.
âNow this one,â the fighter boomed, âThis one might not look like much, but heâs so dangerous we have to keep him muzzled. One bite from a goblin and youâre as good as dead. But, of course, weâd never let any of you get the plague.â
The crowd responded immediately, shrinking away from him with gasps that he would have thought were melodramatic if they didnât seem to mean them.
âSome folks says goblins are almost human, building cities down in those caves and such, but anyoneâs ever fought âem can tell you different. They run in packs, like dogs, and just when you think youâve got one handled, another oneâs behind you with something sharp, ready to rip your guts out. One goblin alone, though...â he laughed again, âWell, letâs just say even if he did get out, heâs nothing to worry about with us here.â
Az hated the eyes on him. He hated the glares and the gawking, the ones who leaned forward for a better look and the ones who shrunk away and glanced back in terrified little glimpses.
He tried to shrink backward again, only to find the archerâs arrow still behind him.
âNow, now, donât make me pin you to the ground in there.â
He shivered, no doubt left in him that any of these people would be true to their word when they said such things.
After the first rush of people, a guided group huddled together, the rest of the day was a steady trickle, and people stayed longer at each cage, peering in.
A little boy shouted insults at him, telling him the plague was his fault, and he wondered how quickly word got around in a town like this. He wondered how many people knew he was here. He wondered how many people wanted a look.
His stomach grumbled, but he knew if there hadnât been breakfast for him already, there wouldnât be. Just like there hadnât been dinner last night. His stomach ached and gurgled, and every instinct in his body said to stay curled around it any time the archer stopped prodding him to be more visible.
By midafternoon, the trickle was slow and the group had gotten lazy with the Wizard off at the tavern eating lunch. He heard the fighter send in a group of little boys at a discount âfor kidsâ and squirmed back into the back of his cage, hoping the archer would stay at the front where sheâd been chatting with him.
The boys were loud, shouting and clanging into things and shoving each other. Maybe theyâd be too distracted to notice him here. Maybe theyâd miss him and move on.
They didnât, immediately gathering at the front of his cage and peering intently into it.
âWhoa, itâs naked!â
âOf course it is, stupid, itâs a monster.â
âDonât look like a monster.â
âOf course it does! Look at its ears! Itâs like an ugly old bat.â
Az tried to hide his face in his arms.
âI wanna see better,â one of the kids declared. âHey, goblin, I wanna see you!â
He didnât move, hoping theyâd believe he couldnât understand.
He could hear one of them coming closer, squeezing around the side of his cage toward where he huddled at the back.
âHey, Sig, donât! Bertoâs mom says goblins are real dangerous! She says the guy in here said they have plague.â
âThatâs a buncha hooey. They wouldnât bring it here if it had plague. I just wanna see.â
Suddenly, he was being prodded with the arrow all over again, and he glanced up, surprised, only to find himself making eye contact with a small boy with russet hair and green eyes. The eyes lit up in a way that reminded him of the archer, and he wriggled back toward the center of the cage, away from the boy.
âHey!â the boy shouted to his friends, âThey got his mouth all covered. I bet heâs got wicked teeth behind there.â
Something thudded into the back of his head, and another kid shouted, âHey, look over here! I wanna see!â
One of the boys in the group hissed, âDonât!â but the others picked up dirt clods and threw them at him again, even though he was facing them.
âThink heâs got balls?â one of them asked, suddenly daring. âI bet I could hit him in the balls.â
The one behind Az laughed, jabbing at him again with the arrow. âHey, yeah. Show us your balls.â
Azâs face burned, but the cage was just big enough that the kidsâ short arms probably couldnât reach him if he stayed right in the middle. He just had to stay right in the middle.
He curled up tight again, tucking himself into a ball. The kid with the arrow kept prodding at him, never quite managing a good stab, but a couple of times getting enough purchase to scratch him through his coating of filth. The boys in the aisle continued pelting him with mud. He closed his eyes.
Even when they got bored and stomped off to rattle other cages, he stayed tucked that way.
As they left, he heard them complain that the goblin was no fun and wouldnât even let them hit it in the balls with a rock. The archer laughed, and his blood ran cold.
He only knew it was getting toward dusk when he heard the fighterâs loud, booming voice outside, telling the townsfolk that the show was only going to be open a few more minutes before they had to get ready for âthe big show,â whatever that meant.
The last trickle of customers was hurried, and they seemed to look at everything but him, rushing past his cage. He wanted to feel relieved, but after everything else, it just seemed like another ill omen.
The wizard shouted about the big show as the fighter and archer started moving the other cages and crates out of the tent, carrying them out the back and presumably back to the cart. Az couldnât hear her words over the grunts and chatter of the two moving the cages, or the noises of the creatures inside, hungry for their dinner even having eaten twice since he was last fed.
It wasnât until his cage was the absolute last that he was certain of it - he was the show.
As people filed in to stand on the opposite side of the tent, he felt his whole body growing cold with fear. What was this? What could they possibly be planning to do to him that they hadnât already?
The fighterâs voice rang out, filling the tent. âNow, some of you questioned whether we really caught these beasts. Some of you doubted we could contain them. Some of you even told your friends to carry knives on them in case we had a breakout.â
There was a soft muttering from the crowd, and the fighter laughed. âNow, donât worry, weâre not angry. We understand! It sounds wild! But thatâs why weâve prepared one last little show for you. We liked this little town of yours, and you seem like good folks, so we thought weâd put those rumors to rest in case we ever come through here again.â
A bright light suddenly appeared directly on top of Azâs head, and he buried his face in his arms to get away from it.
âBehold!â the wizard shouted from behind him, âA real, living goblin!â
The crowd responded immediately, making shocked noises like they hadnât already seen him earlier in the day.
âNow my friend Dania here is going to open his cage, and youâre going to see exactly why youâre so safe with us in town. The first time we caught him, he had his hands and legs free, and his mouth uncovered and ready to bite.â
That wasnât true, and the wizard knew it. Az wasnât sure he had the courage to risk being frozen like that again, trapped in his own body and not only in his chains. He whined in the back of his throat.
The wizard was still talking. âBut of course, weâd never put our beloved patrons in danger like that! For tonightâs - entertainment, weâll be showing you what would happen if his cage door came open - and we think youâll find youâre quite safe on your side of the tent.â
The archer stepped forward, waving out at the crowd, and the wizardâs voice spoke directly into his head, making him squeak in surprise. âMake this look good or youâll be riding into the next town with only half your skin. Make it look really good and Iâll let Dania take off the muzzle so you can eat again.â
He couldnât. He couldnât. Could he? But then the cage door was open and there was a crackle of sparks behind him, where the audience couldnât see, and he crawled forward away from the noise as fast as he could, stumbling to his feet outside the cage and shuffling as fast as his shackles would let him toward the open tent flap beside the audience.
Women shrieked and men yelped, but heâd only made it a few steps before an arrow thudded into the ground just a hairâs breadth in front of his toes and he had to backpedal, ducking to the side and trying to weave to be harder to hit, even as his shackles kept him at constant risk of tripping. A few more arrows missed him narrowly, some coming closer than others.
The fighter moved toward him, taking one big, slow, menacing step toward him at a time so that Azâs heart started leaping uncomfortably in his chest and he had to duck backward defensively again, rerouting for a second time and trying to circle toward the faint sunset light of the exit instead of weaving straight there.
Then the magic touched him. Rosieâs magic. Heâd know that particular arcane touch anywhere, now, and probably to the end of his days. He cried out, expecting to be frozen, but instead he found himself - floating?
He yelled out again in panic, trying to get back to the ground and finding that his desperate scrabbling did nothing but send him spinning, flailing as he moved through the air outside of all control.
âDania!â Rosie shouted.
âGot it!â
Something hit him hard in the side, driving him through the air and toward the audience, and heâd barely had time to register that it had been blunt before a net sprung out of the arrow and wrapped around him.
A moment later, he was slammed suddenly to the ground, Rosieâs magic on him the whole time, thrusting him into the dirt harder than a mere fall would have and driving the breath out of him.
By the time heâd regained enough air to cry out, Goswin was looming over him, a long staff in his huge hand, and it was all Az could do to curl in on himself and pull his chained arms over his head before the staff was thudding heavily into him, hard crushing blows that he could only pray would stop before his ribs cracked.
He couldnât beg them to stop with the muzzle over his mouth, but he whimpered through it anyway, trying to get enough sound through to the man that heâd know that Az had given up.
Of course heâd given up.
Theyâd known he would.
Theyâd known he didnât have a chance.
His eyes filled with hot, stinging tears, and Goswin kicked him so hard he rolled halfway over and had to curl himself around the other way, his face turned from the crowd and the sunset, back to his cage and Daniaâs perch on top of it, that cruel grin back again. Rosie was on a box, looking at the crowd like he wasnât even here, but Daniaâs eyes were fixed on him and he shivered at the sight of them.
He whined through the muzzle again, curling more tightly around himself inside the net, but the only response he got was another hammering blow to his ribs.
He continued to whine and whimper, making every noise he could get through the muzzle in the hopes that something, anything would make them stop, would take away the thousand eyes staring at him, peeling through the grime to burn into his skin.
He could still feel the magic on him, not dropped, just waiting, and Rosie stepped ever so slightly forward on her box, clearing her throat. Fear rippled through him again, cold and violent.
Before she could speak, a loud voice sounded from the entrance to the tent, behind him. It was twice as loud as Goswin was at his loudest, shocking the whole tent into silence.
âEnough.â
He didnât even realize it was Paeris, the half-elf, until the voice continued, slightly more quietly, âI think youâve proven your point. Put him back in the cage. Thereâs rumors at the temple that thereâs paying work in the next town for folks like us.â
Az shivered again. Heâd never heard Paeris like this. Heâd never even imagined it was possible. And from the truly murderous looks on both Dania and Rosieâs faces, he didnât think they had, either. He shrunk down into the ground, wishing it would rise up and swallow him before their ruined show came out of his own hide.
The magic on him abruptly cut off, and then the edges of the net were lifting. He turned his face, panicked, to see Goswin lifting him into the air, his face as impassive as the first time heâd bound Az and carried him dangling alongside his leg.
Az shivered, waiting for the manâs hand to drop him abruptly back to the ground and drag him, but instead everything seemed to snap back to business, Rosie hopping down off her box to wrap up the show as Goswin tossed him, net and all, back into his cage and Dania swung the door shut with a clang.
âYouâd better cooperate later when I get my net back,â she growled at him as she locked it, âOr in the next town those arrows wonât miss. You getting shot is still a pretty good show, as far as Iâm concerned.â
Az wriggled into the middle of his cage, pulled in on himself, and waited for the fallout, only half listening to the sounds of the audience, only certain that it mattered whether they were still talking, not what they were saying.