#sickbf

Sick GF: *sighs* I still can't believe that Penelope told her my secret. Oh, well. Let's just go for a - Huh? 🤨

(Sick Boyfriend is seen crying. He apparently watched a Disney Pixar film)

Sick GF: Why are you crying now, Sick Boyfriend? 😑

Sick BF: *cries, but doesn't open his eyes* I don't wanna talk to you, you dirty cheater!

Sick GF: Stop crying, ya big baby! 😡

Sick BF: *while crying* SHUT UP!!! I'm not crying! 😡

Sick GF: Whatever.

Sick BF: *crying louder*

Sick GF: UGH! Unbelievable! 😡

Sick BF: *sits down and buries his head in his arms, crying on the spot*

Sick GF: UGH! *walks over to Sick Boyfriend and sits next to him* What's the matter with you? Why are you crying like a five year old? 😑

Sick BF: *looks at her with tears down his face* Why would you wanna know?! You've seen me cry so many times in your life!

Sick GF: *sighs as she puts a hand on his head*

Sick GF: Because I don't want to see you cry all of the hydration out of your fucking body. Just tell me why you're crying. 😑

Sick BF: I'm.. *crying* I watched a Pixar movie today. 😔

Sick GF: That's it? Dude, get over it. It's only a movie. You'll live.

Sick BF: But what if I don't?! I don't want to be shot down like that poor helpless bird! 😫

(Sick Boyfriend was heavily sobbing. Sick GF sighed as she rubbed her hand across his hair)

Sick GF: There there, Sick Boyfriend. It's fine to cry over a movie. Which one was it anyway? 🤨

Sick BF: It was UP. And, I still remember when you cried after watching a movie that one time before we broke up? 🥺

Sick GF: *mind* How does he still remember that? Oh, no. He's about to start crying louder. I must stop this. I can't stand to see someone this upset, especially my ex-boyfriend.

Sick GF: Hey, don't cry harder. Your eyes will go red. 😟

(Sick Boyfriend cried harder)

Sick BF: *while crying* THAT POOR BIRD! 😫😭

Sick GF: *sighs* There there. It's fine... I'll jsut leave you to it. *she gets up, but is held back* Huh? 🤨

(Sick Boyfriend is seen hugging her)

Sick BF: Thanks for the comfort, Sick Girlfriend. You've never comforted me before.

Sick GF: What is this?! Why are you embracing me? 😕

Sick BF: *happy tears* I'm giving you a hug, silly! *hugs her with tears down his face*

Sick GF: *smiles a bit* Heh. You always cry when hugging me. Back before we broke up.

FIN.

(Sick Boyfriend and Sick Girlfriend are teleported into a grey Void)

Sick BF: Where are we? 🤨

My Sick GF: I dunno. It looks bleak...

Sick Sky: Finally! My plan worked! 😁

Sick BF: What the - ?

Sick Sky: I'm Sick Sky, your biggest fan!

My Sick GF: This MF can't be serious.

Sick Sky: I'm so happy that you're here, Sick Boyfriend! I heard so many things about you! 😊

My Sick GF: Oh, boy. Not another eager beaver... 😔

Sick BF: Listen, whoever you are. I don't want any trouble. Just do yourself a big fat favour and go away! 😡

My Sick GF: Yeah! 😡

Sick Sky: You have messed with the wrong girl. Soon, Sick Boyfriend will be mine! 😆

Sick BF: No I don't! I love DrugFriend!

My Sick GF: And I'm more of his friend. So, buzz off.

Sick BF: Yeah, what she said! 😡

Warning - Swearing

Sick BF: So... You three decided to move into this town, just so you can swarm around me like three hungry sharks?

Sick Senpai: Yes, my love! I love you! 😍

Purity Senpai: Yes!

Senpai: Do I get a say in this?

Sick BF: No! Fuck off! 😡

Sick Senpai: Aww! You're so cute when you swear. Be mine forever! And ever and ever and ever! 😍

Sick BF: What the fuck is your problem?! I'm not interested in you! 😡

Senpai: That's just rude -

Sick BF: Oh, go suck on a dick and get lost, Senpai! *walks up yo Senpai and slaps him*

Senpai: OW! What was that for?! 😡

Sick BF: Because I hate you!

Purity Senpai: But, do you like me?

Sick BF: NO! GO AWAY! 😡

Purity Senpai: Suit yourself. *flies away*

Sick BF: As for you, Sick Senpai - *gags* Your lovey dovey shit ain't CUTTING IT! 😡

Sick Senpai: But I love you!

Sick BF: BUT I DON'T LOVE YOU!!! NOW, FUCK OFF!!! 😡

Sick Senpai: *clings onto his leg* Please love me! 😫

Sick BF: NO! FUCK YOU, SICK SENPAI! 😡

Sick Boyfriend left in a huff.

Sick Senpai: He'll be back. 🥰