#siblings problems

Nebra: Can I borrow your charger?

My brother: *coming to my room*

Me: Yes?

My brother: I have a question about my bank account

Me: Do I look like a bank executive?

My brother: *shows me the paper with turn number 7*

Me: No

My brother: *leaves* *come back with another paper, now a number 5*

Me: What? That doesn't even make sense. First you were seven. Why are you five now?

My brother: Someone on the line gave me his number

“It was a sunny day in Monstrum City at the Galax Residence, Luna and Phoenix Galax along with Lix Le Shade and Hunter Butterfly were in the living room playing a card Game Called “UNO” as they were on the last game”

Phoenix: *had one cards left as he looks at his sister, Lix and Hunter while prepared* Sorry Sis, but’s it’s a Uno! *drops a “draw 4 card” and celebrates his victory*

Luna: *gasp, she then glared at her brother* YOU CHEATED!!!

Phoenix: *stops* whaat? No i didn’t

Luna: Yes you did, i had to draw 10 cards because somebody had to Cheat!!!

Phoenix:..... i did not cheat!!

Hunter: clearly, you did

Lix: *shrugs* it’s the truth hothead

Phoenix: i am not a cheater!!!

Luna: *replays the video of him drawing two 4s, reverses and all the skips*

Phoenix: That’s doesn’t proved that i cheat!!

Hunter: Nope, you’re a cheater...

Lix: a big one

Phoenix: Okay.... i will show you that i don’t cheat!!!

- 3 minutes later, Luna was chasing her brother because he cheated again as Lix and Hunter were sitting on the patio chairs drinking lemonade that They’re mother; Juliet brung out for them -

Luna: GET BACK HERE YOU CHEATER!!!

“NEVER CHEAT ON UNO”

So my sis wanted me to model for some photos she was going to take.

Me: Why me? I'm ugly!

Big sis: Because you're the only one I have right now! Plus, you have glasses and I need someone with glasses.

Me: But you know that I never get beautiful at photos!

Big sis: That's okay! I got Photoshop!

Me:.. Really? -_-