May 19, 2016
I just told my brother that heās more annoying than my sister and his first reaction was āyou take that backā
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I just told my brother that heās more annoying than my sister and his first reaction was āyou take that backā
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I literally just spent over 30 dollars on soap just so I could tell my sister to fuck off
Me: Dad, can I go out with my best friend and my cousin on Valentine's Day to watch a movie?
Dad: What about your sister?
Me: She can hang out with you!
Dad: That's rude, don't you think you should invite her?
Me: She doesn't like going to the movies! And!...
Me: *pulls out a list -three years in the making- of times she's gone out without me*
Me: *mic drop*
Being an older sibling like
younger sibling: *does something bad/annoying*
parent,immediately: They learned that from you.
my brother recently started playing mass effect
Me: I'm not going to give you any advice on this stuff unless you want me to, okay? It's your playthrough.
Him: Cool beans. What's this morality stuff?
Me: *DO THE FRIGGING SIDE QUESTS* to get as much of either Paragon or Renegade as you can, because you'll need high points on one or the other for big decisions later in the game.
Him: Cool beans.
*3 days later*
Him: Hey, I'm on Virmire.
Me: What the FUCKITY FUCK how are you so far already?!
Him: I didn't do any side quests. It would take too much time.
Him: Wow, these enemies are so hard to kill, how the heck do I get better armor?
Him: Oh my god, why did I have to kill Wrex? What were those other gray conversation options, do those save him?
Me: *looks at camera like I'm in The Office*
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One time I was listening to a Scorpio boy talk about his older brother who is a Gemini and the Scorpio was like,Ā āYeah, sometimes I just want to choke himā.
And somehow the Scorpio made that sentence sound really endearing.Ā
My sister tried to make fun of me for wearing overalls on Tuesday but the queen herself is wearing them today so I'm the winner
So this happened...
I was listening to a new track by Zedd I sangĀ āWe are, We are-ā āDAS SOUND MACHINEā My sister said loudly.
And after that, everytime thatĀ āwe areā thing would come on, she would always shoutĀ āDAS SOUND MACHINEā