#shypster

"Oh, THANK YOU, surly, leather-clad twenty-something, for mansplaining this game that I SELL FOR A LIVING. What would I do without your testosterone-laden help?"

Everyone knows they only hired me because boobs! Thank god I have this person who wasn’t even born yet the first time I played Magic here to help me!

shypster replied to your post “Ugggghh so I’m helping this adorable customer (maybe like 13 or 14?)...”

Wimminz knowing things about not cleaning things oh gosh oh no when how the world is bleak

I know right I need to learn my place.

zsphoenix replied to your post “Ugggghh so I’m helping this adorable customer (maybe like 13 or 14?)...”

I MEEEAN, does HE knows anything about magic? FUCK OFF, customer. -_- Also, it doesn't really matter, if he really is a practitioner he would have enought education to be polite and wait for you to be free. I AM SO ANGRY. Let me fight him for you!

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

CAT OCTOPUSCATOPUS

One time when I was on my period, I drove up the street to get some fast food and burst into tears because I didn’t know which restaurant to go to. Then I nearly cried when Long John Silver’s told me they were out of corn. Instead I got hush puppies as both my sides, making…

Making... ? DId something get cut off?

3. Is there a trope you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole?

YOU LOOK SO CUTE, OH GOD.

shypster reblogged your post Yours truly, dressed as Bucky Bear. and added:

Oh my gosh. That’s adorable! You look amazing!

Thank you both <3 <3 <3

Yay underpants!

YAY INDEED

orciny replied to your photo: “So, uh. threadear made me some awesome red pants. I figured maybe the...”:

YOUR BELLY IS SO CUTE WOW

FJdsfjsdljfsd thank you! I was nervous about posting but everyone's making me feel better <3

consulting-smaug replied to your photo: “So, uh. threadear made me some awesome red pants. I figured maybe the...”:

The internet definitely needed to see them!!

true love