#shutitjaxsen

But for right now I'm going to sit here and watch a bunch of nerds play video games and try to catch up on a few of my Tumblr babes....and maybe look for job openings if I don't fall asleep on Dave's couch since I haven't slept in 2 days.

Yay personal growth!...And sticking too my NYR to be more honest with people!

i'm bored and i need to be entertained and get my mind off how much pain i'm in

a human space heater to lay against that'll pet my hair and let me pay them in soda and cheerios

I am a needlecrafter, I just want to make cute shit to give to people

Tedhams: They're shape irritates me Jaxsen: Their shape? You don't like them cos of their shape? What's wrong with their shape? Tedhams: My mouth is not something to be hooked Jaxsen: O. O.... Dude.... babe... no. You're doing it wrong Jaxsen: You break the curve off, nom that, then spend the next 8-18 hours slowly and carefully whittling the broken end down into a sharp point with your tongue. Tedhams: I want to hate on that but you make it sound logical Jaxsen: Everyone knows that! Jaxsen: Also, I'm proud of you for not making your first comment about tongues Tedhams: Nobody knows that Tedhams: I thought about it Jaxsen: That is literally how everyone I know eats candy canes. Tedhams: Im gonna have to politely disagree and make that comment about tongues now Jaxsen: Disagree? You can't disagree. It's a personal experience!