#shower hog

I hatte showers but I love having wet skin it's such a great feeling I really enjoy how it looks so shiny and feels slimy and all the wet noises are just amazing!

After shower still all wet and bloated as well

Door to the bathroom is shut but not locked, light is off but shower is on

Sis:(opens door slowly)

Me: (standing in a shirt on phone)

S: (scoff)are you almost done?

Me: just getting started. Give me 5 mins. I'm getting in now

S: (shuts door) you should lock the door if people are here

Me: (now in the shower) you should knock on a door if it's shut.

S:why wouldnt you lock it?

Me: again why wouldn't you knock?

S:(comes in) im not coming to look at you im just getting my stuff (pulls back curtain to get her soap and not disturb me)

Both of us are frustrated at this point but remember what today

(Sis turns to leave and im making faces like "what is your problem")

Both: ...Merry Christmas...

Wednesday morning is usually the day the bathroom in my dorm is busiest, and this one dude takes ~10 years to finish

Let's put it in perspective

I shower in about 10 minutes. He was in the shower when I got in, and he was still going when I got out

This isn't the first time it's happened, he's been doing this for ~3 weeks

it's crazy

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