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“I’m gonna have to ask you to leave...”

“We do not put things in our pockets before we buy them.”

“It only took one shelf of perfume bottles to get me banned for life.”

“I will drag you out of here myself, if you demand free food one more time.”

“Well when I came to pay, I didn’t expect there to be a show as well.”

“This is not an appropriate use for spoons.”

“You! Out! Now!”

“Well now, that bag is suspiciously full isn’t it?”

“There was a list of things I needed to get and now... well...”

“No this is- no you don’t get to decide to be ‘Ryan’ today- that’s not yours!”

“All I can say is that it involved pots, pans, some spray foam and a wild cart ride.”

“You can’t make me leave! Only I can make me leave!”

“We can’t go back there anymore because you threw your coffee at the poor barista!”

“No, we don’t accept that as a form of payment.”

“If this belligerence continues, you will be removed.”

“I take it you aren’t paid enough for this huh?”

“Someone confused the cafe for a bar and... we don’t explain that story any further.”

“It was only a bagel? Why all that for only a bagel?”

“If anyone asks, I’m not associated with you, I’m just sitting here.”

“It was a simple drink mix up, you didn’t need to climb over the counter!”

“There might have been an argument over coupons...”

“If I had a dollar for every time someone said ‘there’s no price so it’s free right?’ I would be rich.”

“Can you go out and get me a drink? I’m not allowed in anymore.”

“Drive-thru does not mean through the menu boards.”

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OCR03848: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time: Buy or Bye - Nostalvania

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