#shoecat

well, to put it simply, they’re a special breed of oragne tabby cats that comfortably reside inside of a shoe. this shoe is their home and it’s where they live and feel most comfortable. please do not remove your shoecat from its shoe. this will cause it great distress.

these types of cats are quite troublemakers. they tend to egnage in lots of crime; especially robbery. shoecats are huge “trollers”. they get into mischief and love to wreak havoc. can you believe it? they can even drive! just imagine; a group of tiny shoecats behind a wheel!

another feature that defines the shoecat breed is their love for cookies. they desire to sell cookies most of all. these pesky critters love to go on the internet and troll. they use lots of emoticons. their all-time favorites are XD and X3. they also tend to commit vandalism. you might see a billboard that says “shoecat army was here”! they typically act as a group; however there are two shoecats who are in charge.

shoecat #1 leafy

it’s quite a pesky one! mew’s mostly in charge of the trolls and mischief. shoecat #1 is also the nicest of all the shoecats! it formed the group of the shoecat army. it also translated the infamous shoecat line into spanish. shoecat #1 is always the driver.

shoecat #2 abby

she tags alogn for support. she also quite enjoys the havoc! the mischief is quite enjoyable for her, and always assists shoecat #1 with its shoecat duties. she doesn’t know spanish, but #1 tries to teach her. #2 is very kind as well. she’s very passive but also gives in to the instinctual shoecat urge of mischievous acts.

here is a visual depiction of the typical shoecat by 🍎

please note that appearances may vary from shoecat to shoecat!

their infamous line is, “hi! we’re shoecats, we sell cookies. want a cookie?”. after the transaction is made, they break into the victim’s home and steal their money. the spanish variation is, “¡hola! somos los gatos de zapatos. vendemos galletas. ¿quieres una galleta?”. the shoecats are very sneaky and will always find a way.

unless if they get bored.

they also love to block people's paths in the road on purpose. this is one of their favorite passtimes.