#shmoichi

I'm shmoichi. World-renowned author of the hit chatfic BTS, or Beat That Stanley.

Author's note! (Please read.)

This is NOT to be taken seriously. This started off as a joke and is something I decided to make public.

I have nothing against Stanley Snyder or Xeno Houston Wingfield, or any other Dr. Stone characters for that matter (except maybe Moz). Boichi is not aware of the fact that this exists (I hope), and this does not exist to slander his original work. Dr. Stone is great, this is MY contribution to the fandom. This does not exist to offend anybody.

More information will be in the Notes section of the fic once I upload it onto Archive of Our Own.

My username on AO3 is just shmoichi, if anyone wants to follow!

!! UPDATE !!

As of 7/24, BTS has finally been uploaded onto AO3!! YAY!!!!!!!!

If you search shmoichi, you'll most-likely find it. Give it some time, as it's the first installation of this multi-chapter series, so it may take some time to be found on the website. I hope you all enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it!

Origins:

This started as ( @yimuno ) sending me a list of seemingly unrelated AO3 tags at around 11 PM, commissioning me (forcing me) to write a StanXeno fanfiction that followed the mentioned criteria.

I took the challenge head-on, and it is currently an absurdly long fanfiction- in the form of a chatfic- with an unnecessary amount of time, dedication, and late-night calls put into it.

This is my baby.

I started off as a half-assed fan of Dr. Stone, with limited knowledge of who Stanley or Xeno were, why they were important, and WHY I was doing this FOR FREE.

I no longer feel that way and regularly dedicate my time to curating this ongoing contribution to the small Dr. Stone fandom.

This started off as something casual and now it is a soon-to-be AO3 hit. (I'm writing this before uploading it, so please bear with me.)

Information about characters:

Some characters involved are not in fact original Dr. Stone characters, but close friends of mine. Their identities have been hidden behind vague usernames. Some of them (Yimuno and reiblade, for example) are actively in relationships with other Dr. Stone characters.

If this bothers you, too damn bad.

As I said, this started off as a joke in our friend group. They are perfectly aware of the fact that they are not actually dating Ukyo Saionji and Kohaku. Like I said, THIS IS A JOKE. PLEASE do not attack anyone in the fic, ESPECIALLY @yimuno.

Commissions, fan art, et cetra!

As I mentioned, this is a constantly ongoing fanficion. Fan requests are HIGHLY recommended, as I always want to make this more absurd than it could possibly be.

If you are suddenly inspired to create fanart, please @ me! I'd really appreciate it :D You can also use the #shmoichi tag so that I can find it there. I want this to become the dumbest fandom ever seen.

i'm back. Lmao

I didn't mean to literally leave for 2 weeks... but I got pretty sick and was out for at least one. For the second one I'm not gonna lie I just didn't post the new chapter 😭 I'm so so sorry for not letting you guys know in advance that's my bad...

I think because classes have started again and I'm going to have work to do, I'm changing the upload days to the weekends. Saturday or Sunday, I'll let you guys know that day. There's probably only like 3 people in the world waiting for new chapters of BTS so for all 3 of you don't sweat it I'll be back!

In the meantime, I hope you guys enjoyed my Ryukasa! It currently has 24 kudos on AO3 which WHATT like hello I'm shocked.. anyway chapter 3 should be coming outttt mmm probably next week. So stay tuned for that if you read that one!

Helloooo shmoichlings ...

No new chapter update (at least, not yet! New chapter this Thursday), I'm actually here for another reason :P

I've just uploaded the first chapter of a Ryukasa fanfic that I decided to write. Don't worry, it won't trump my work on BTS. I just wanted to write something serious to prove to you guys that I can actually write ... lol

Anyway. Please feel free to read if you're interested! It's called '(Do I wanna know) If this feeling goes both ways' (I LOVE ARCTIC MONKEYSSSSYGHOAEIHG) and it's mainly a hurt/comfort with lots of feelings and eventual smut... 😛

It revolves majorly around Tsukasa's regret surrounding the Stone Wars and his behavior toward the statues. I was inspired to write it after some of my mutuals pointed out how Dr.STONE never gives him enough time to really feel regret or mourn his actions. I was also disappointed by this, so I decided to write it and make it a Ryukasa as well, just for the hell of it.

Anyway!!! I hope you guys enjoy if you do decide to read. I think it's pretty good, but I'm biased. The next chapter will be out... soon-ish. I'm honestly not sure. But soon.

Helloooo my shmoichlings 🐱

I have an update about Beat That Stanley!

I will now be uploading a new chapter on AO3 three Thursdays in a row. By the third Thursday, I'll take a week's break and then come back.

Hopefully this schedule will work out for you all. I'll make sure to announce an unexpected break at least 24 hours before the upcoming Thursday. I don't know who exactly is waiting with bated breath for BTS, but if you are, cool! Here you go! A predictable schedule! Yay!

We're growing sloooooooowly but surely. I'm not too surprised, considering that the Dr.Stone fandom is relatively small, and currently my only base of social media updates is AO3 and tumblr because I refuse to get a Twitter account. However, I'm holding onto hope. The first chapter currently has 42 hits and 3 kudos on AO3! That's 42 hits and 3 kudos more than I was expecting, so I'm overjoyed regardless.

Anyway. That's all. Hope you guys are having a good night/day/evening/afternoon... I'll see you guys in 3 days!

HAHA

No.

he gets happy moments though!

this is stanxeno's punishment for everything they did in season 4

i haven't even read the manga i just know they were pure evil in season 4.