#shmeeze

I’d like to submit evidence that the results of this Hunger Games have been, WITHOUT A DOUBT, tampered with! Here it is:

Yes, the blood splattered note found after my beloved Spookums’ evaporation. The person or entity who dispatched of Spookums clumsily revealed their weakness to us all: the number seven.

But what could it mean? Surely, it means nothing, correct? WRONG.

Throughout these hungry, hungry games we have seen the culprit’s obsession with the number 7 appear more than once.

Shmeeze was found dead off the side of the road on I-75! He was found at 1:26 (very close to 7, but we’ll come back to that later.) He was stabbed 37 times!

Then we found the “7″ note, and THEN a coin toss was performed to determine if Drippy or SCOOMF would die. That coin?

HAS THE NUMBER 7 ON IT!

And finally, you gave us 7 hours to find proof... What an interesting number to choose, Mr. Iplier. May I call you Mark?

Now back to the time of 1:26 when Shmeeze was found. Like I said, 26 is very close to 27. Similarly, 6 is only one away from 7, and there are only 6 contestants in this Hunger Games. Well, 6 we know about... Unless there’s someone we all forgot to count as the 7th contestant...

Yes, Mark, that’s right. I pieced it together, you sick bastard.

Who has been behind this from the beginning? Who has proven themselves to have an OBSESSION with the number 7?

It’s none other than the game runner himself, the 7th contestant, a man so obsessed with the number 7 he wrote it on a piece of paper: MARKIPLIER HIMSELF.

This competition has been tampered with from the beginning! The man running the show has been in control this whole time, and fixed the coin toss to make himself the victor!!!

You took Drippy and SCOOMF from us, Mark. YOU DID THIS.

So the number 7 is important. We all can agree on that. But how does this number help us?

Well, what do we know about these characters? Nothing, except their appearances...

And their names.

In counting the letters in each of their names, only one name had exactly seven letters.

SHMEEZE

And now that we think about it, isn’t it interesting how Shmeeze died in so many extreme ways? Almost as if they were trying to cement the fact that there was a murderer, and that it couldn’t POSSIBLY be them.