#shittyjackbitty

Aww thank you :)

OK SO when bits is still at Samwell I like to imagine shitty meets up with jack first on date nights and they get ready together, side by side in the bathroom like they did for three years of winter screws and art shows and whatnot when they lived next door to each other

it’s mostly them reminding each other to put on deodorant and matching socks and whatever, but sometimes jack helps shitty groom the ‘stache

Bitty always does a little “shave and a haircut” knock on Jack’s door on date nights, despite the fact that he has a key. he says it’s called Being a Gentleman.

given the more unusual circumstance of being in a triad, jack doesn’t feel so anxious getting dinner in public, even fancy romantic places. Shitty calls them business meetings because he’s a shithead.

bitty, surprisingly, is always the one who tends to drink too much wine on date nights. it sometimes makes him sleepy and cuddly before the night is over, but it’s cute so the boys don’t really mind.

they always stop somewhere on the way home to pick up dessert, usually some cafe or bakery Bitty’s been reading up on. and they never eat the dessert in public, because Bitty’s reactions tend to LEAD to things

the best date nights end with the boys piled onto the couch or Jack’s comfy ass bed, some mindless syfy movie on in the background, jack and shitty slumped shoulder to shoulder, bitty draped across them, face pressed into Jack’s neck, knees tucked up under Shitty’s arm.

in the mornings, Bitty makes pancakes, jack makes bacon, and shitty mans the coffee pot like a champ.

breakfast always gets cold, though, because these boys prefer morning sex after date nights

(bitty and jack get a bit competitive in the mornings. jack cooks the bacon in his briefs and an apron. Bits wears an oversized shirt that isn’t his and nothing else.)

(shitty just looks on in his typical nudity and wonders how he got so lucky to have two boyfriends who’re trying to outsexy each other while making breakfast foods)