the future called, it says you’re gay :/

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the future called, it says you’re gay :/

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MeaGoose - my weapon of choice when I meet (and ultimately fight) god
new cryptid - the meet man
don't go out past 7, you don't wanna meat the meet man
symptoms include - using the wrong homophone
the meet man nose you're sins
he's over they're
leaf!!!!!!!
Pretty sure @shittycryptids made a Mammoth with antlers instead post, but i can't find it so have my Antlered Mammoth and its up-to-date cousin; the Branch-tusked Masmadoth.

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Yo why do people use gunpowder when flour works even better?
None pizza (left beef)
Love to say this but
Wonderbead person fits the criteria for being a table cryptid.