You don't matter and neither do I.

Wonderbead person fits the criteria for being a table cryptid.

I duck into a McDonalds. "Hi there, welcome to McDonalds. What can I get you" the cashier says cheerily. "Can get...uhh...fuckin McSanctuary'.

Furries are just horny fans of the chronicles of Narnia.

I don't get it. Why are people perpetuating hate? I don't care what age, size, ethnicity, gender, sexuality, or what you identify as. That is your business and I have no right to stop or dictate what you should or shouldn't be. However if you meet me in public and like what you find then lets get naked and have fun. Also why are people hating on white males so much? As a race and a gender we're pretty lame. I sometimes look at how suburban and uncool we are ask myself 'how did these people oppress several races and an entire gender'. I mean, have you seen how we dance? We literally dance like we are scared to offend someone.

'Drink with your head not with your dick boy less chance of getting dick in the ass' however later he did say 'If I can put its face in a pillow I can screw it'.