2014 was the year that:
- I officially became a teacher
- I drank coffee and liked it
- I almost failed my BA
- I got accepted to take another BA
- I saw two men shit in public
Although not at the same time, nor at the same place. In front of me non the less
I should add that I did not know then, nor did I request them to do this.
- I threw up in a bag on a bus
- I gained back all the weight I lost last year
- I went on my first holiday abroad
- I slept in a hotel bed for the first time
Then got pushed out of said same bed
- I saw fellatio in the park
Not a play
- I decided to read 25 books
Then finished three months early and ended up reading 40
- I started studying at uni
- I got a treadmill and then never used it
Although I did fall of it first
- My legs finally healed
- A baby learned to say my name
She did call me grandpa first though. Still damn cute
- I got a tiny man made out of reindeer antler to chase away bad spirits
- I lost my sense of smell
- I went to the movies with my mom and enjoyed it
- I saw my grandma more often
- I rekindled friendships, while letting others die…. Again
- I set goals but didn’t hate myself for not reaching them all
Because I did achieve some
- I cried in front for students. Some of which cried too.
- I went to my old school
And still felt home
- I didn’t do the dishes for four months- At least..
- I made a friend I don’t like
- I watched all episodes of QI
- I learned that I do not understand, nor am I able to accept that there are people over twenty who have not seen “Fight Club”
- I got a new toaster
- I wore shorts in the summer
- I flew a kite, not for the irony but for the fun of it
- I got sad, so I bought a bubble gun
- I played board games with friends for a whole weekend.
And accepted that I would always rather do that then get drunk
- I made the best pasta salad of my life
- I made another hole in the wall
- I made my Sim immortal
- I rewatched movies, instead of forcing myself to always watch new.
- Lee Pace wore a shirt
I mean he wore a shirt. Seriously though.
- I had birds living in my attic room
- I learned too much about my friends and their intimate relationship with fruit
- I watched all of RuPaul’s Dragrace
And made everyone join me
- I bought a stethoscope… For reasons..
- I wrote my first haiku
- I got passionate about feminism
- I started not accepting “because that’s how it is” as a good enough reason
- I had far too many zits in my nose
- I got better skin, but a lot poorer
Thanks and fuck you, Clinique
- I paid off my debt
- I was unemployed for two months
- I got into some money and then became immediately afraid of spending it wrong
Aka. The year I didn’t trust myself with my own money
- I bought the wrong King Kong
- I developed a crush on a video store guy
- I decided to drop out of uni and try out the work thing
The work thing will begin in 2015
- I broke my computer and then got a new one for Christmas
- I was honest about still wanting toys in my life and so got Lego for Christmas
- I actually commented on youtube videos
Although only one. Here’s looking at you talkingdownthesun
- I started learning more about why films are great (thanks everyframeapainting)
- I wrote this post waay too late and now I’m late for my bus
- I went to celebrate New Year’s with friends ^^
Happy New Year everybody :D
