#shitsel

O conselheiro do rei

Há muito que Iêda e eu não assistíamos uma série que nos prendesse tanto. Acabamos de ver a terceira temporada de Shtisel, realizada para um canal israelense, ambientada em uma comunidade hassídica que vive nas proximidades de Jerusalém. A primeira temporada estreou no verão de 2013, sendo calorosamente recebida pelo público e aclamada pela crítica; angariou 11 dos 12 prêmios a que foi indicada…

i am upset because you're making me do this AGAIN "make it the longest hack youve ever done" like k bitch i'm gonna use selena gifs to to gte my revenge awH

shes really pretty idk why you didnt want me to change to her like????????? shes cute??????? not hot bc her ass is small and i love butts a lot yanno

her face is just so pretty and i 

i wish i looked like her u dont understand

i hope youre having fun with ryan in the shower though oops

your pass is weird

ass

ASS

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S

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like u sure

LOOK HOW ADORABLE SHE IS FUCK

why dont you like my url moe

huh

its not BAD

its actually good considering the fact that there are so many selena anons and all the urls are taken. even the bad ones ok.

i said ill change back to ashley but do i want to

i kinda dont i

i dont even know what to say anymore im about to likie pass out im so tiRED HOW DO PEOPLE STAY ALIVE BC I DONT WANT TO DO IT ANYMORE

how do you breathe

im too lazy to do it so sometimes i just pass out and wake up like what

i think im gonna light myself on fire out of boredom

ok so lets talk about the vmas:

1. miley acted like a ratchet ass hoe twerkin her ass everywhere and sticking out her tongue like she was on crack (she probably was lmao) i mean i love her music but shes just so crazy now and she looked like a fucking dog with her hair i cannot

2. lady gaga fucking slayed with her performance like ok she was so fab and ugh i cannot

3. my baby katy slayed too she was so good i that fucking boxing ring was a brilliant idea i cant handle this

4. lets talk about how lady gaga defended one direction when they got their award and people were booing them. like im not a big fan of one direction but most of them do have good voices (my baby harry duh, zayn like ok sex god with his fucking voice hes an angel i fuckfdhdvgudf, liams voice is good too ok, niall is so pretty i wanna kiss him, and louis is eh idrk about him) and they deserve every bit of fame they have and what lady gaga said to them was just so cute i stated crying i

5. justin timberlake slayed everyone in my opinion his performance was so fucking good and hes so hot i fuck me justin :((((((((((

6. gonna talk about miley again for a little bit like there are so many reaction gifs to her performance if u can even call it that and theyre so funny but im too lazy to find any rn. im pretty sure you know rihannas reaction though im laughing. she twerked on robin thicke or whatever his name is and that man is married and has kids like u ok guys. and why would miley do it in the first place when she has hottie liam hemsworth to fuck with allt he time like shes enganged to him right so why the fuck would she i just dont understand

7. selena looked v pretty tbfh

8. rihanna was dressed like she was about to go out to hang out with frinds or some shit and she still looked better than everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok vmas rant over

"let me tell u a story

bout a girl and a boy

she was already broken

bc the boy ran her over w his truck bc he caught her cheatin"

dont even ask bc i dont think u wanna know

i had a turtle once

but i also had about 30 fish

and they all lived in the same aquarium or whatever u call that glass thing 

and 3 of those fish were baby piranhas 

and those cannibals ate all the other fish and killed my turtle i am really sad

in the end all i had were 2 piranhas like

thanks mom for not knowing what those were

they looked like normal fish tho so yeah

this story is v dumb im cryn but its a real one so!!!!!!!!

ok i hope this is long enough see i do love you thats why i made it so long :(:(:(:(:(

and i hope its entertaining enough for u ok

im out gbye i love you cutie

honestly i’ve never even watched glee but i knew who cory was and this is really fucking sad and people who are talking shit rn deserve to get punched