#shitscript!aziraphale

So you know how if the horrible screenplay did get made Neil wanted Robin William to play Aziraphale and Johnny Depp to play Crowley

Now it's important to remember Neil wanted Robin William as Aziraphale

Now think about the infamous line

"You're so... Stupid... You deserve to die."

Now if it ever did get made

Think about how bad that would have aged after 2014

It would be... to say the least.... even more uncomfortable and nauseating to listen to than it would've already been before that