parody song of "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen that's about sandwiches called "Another One Bites the Crust"
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parody song of "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen that's about sandwiches called "Another One Bites the Crust"
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Me: Make the dish, rat.
Charles Entertainment Cheese, a very powerless rat: [sob] I'm just a mascot character, man! I don't know how to-
Me: [thumbs back the hammer] Make the vegetable dish, Rat in the Hat, or I shoot the other testicle.
Very serious conversations with my bestie
if you physically identify with food does that make you munch-kin
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Me: *grumbling to myself on the way home from the grocery store*
My Mom: What the fuck did you think they meant when they said they had Turkey Dogs?
look at this abomination that @oranguin got me and so the meme war begins
Oran, through giggles: Look in Octo Valley
Me: What?
Oran, through even more giggles: Just look.
Me: [switches over to the discord chat to see an alignment chart. The Alignment chart is "What do you think of when you hear 'Pearl' with the three points being Spongebob, Steven Universe, and Splatoon.
Me: ...
Me: Jen, if it sounds like I'm walking away, it's because I am.
Jen: [continued uncontrollable giggles]