#shipswsteve

i kept seeing tweets from some kid named calum hood on my dash and i was like “who tf is calum hood” so i googled and followed them on twitter and like a month later decided to listen to them. then i fell in love with the lead singer and now i’m fucked

stephanie: (she left so no more 1d ships)

chanelle: ship: luke / best friend: michael / rap battle: calum

danica: drake

blurb from chanelle: you and luke would decide to have a fun but casual night out by going to a bar and just sitting and talking. i feel like luke is kind of a lightweight so he’d be on like his sixth drink and he’d be super giggly and adorable but you’d only be on like drink number three so you’d be having a blast watching him giggle at stupid stuff like the guy at the other side of the bar with a curly-que mustache. eventually you’d have to go home so you’d help him stumble into a cab and he’d be really cute and touchy, like he’d snuggle his face into your neck and wrap his arms around your waist and probably take his clothes off before the front door is even shut, but he’d crawl into bed and fall asleep really quickly

(Stephanie left so it’s just going to be me and Danica now)

chanelle: ship: ashton / best friend: calum / rap battle: michael

danica: jbiebs

i’d go into divergent and be triss because why didn’t she kill whatsherface in the first movie like are you stupid????????????????? stephanie would be an avenger, “I don’t care which one”

stephanie: louis / r u mine? by arctic monkeys

chanelle: ship: michael / best friend: ashton / rap battle: luke

danica: usher

blurb from chanelle: you’d be visiting the guys on tour and they’d be in an area to go skiing or snowboarding and luke would be totally up for it. michael would be a little apprehensive but he wouldn’t want you to hang out with luke on your own because idk michael just seems kinda like that. anyway he’d go with you and ask you to teach him how to ski and it’d be so cute because he’d fall every so often and try to do really well so you could go on some of the bigger hills but you’d stick with him and continue trying to teach him even after he told you to just go with luke.

stephanie: niall / aftershave ocean by the vaccines

chanelle: ship: mikey / best friend: ashton / rap battle: calum

danica: drake

blurb from chanelle: i love all your different hair colors so i’m playing off of that. michael would run in like “it’s been two months since i dyed my hair, what should we do?” you’d be like “we?” and he’d be like “yeah, i think it’d be cool if we dyed our hair together” so you’d just shrug and be like sure, whatever. so you’d go to the store and get the color and then when you both walk out to greet fans after dying it, everyone would be like “you two match! that’s so cute!”

I’m gonna go with one direction because I think 5sos have had a better impact on me overall. Stephanie and Danica don’t even listen to 5sos lol. I’d most want to meet Luke, Danica wants to meet Niall, and Steve wants to meet Zayn (we’re still counting him for Stephanie’s sake lol)

stephanie: zayn / song 2 by blur

chanelle: ship: calum / best friend: luke / rap battle: ashton

danica: usher

blurb from chanelle: let’s say you’re waiting on the bus after a show reading a book and the guys all come back exhausted from the show and the other three climb in their bunks for the drive to the next city but calum goes to the back to sit with you. he’d set his chin on your shoulder and start mumbling things in your ear like “what’s your book about?” and “what’s happening?” and “who’s that character” and he’d keep bothering you until you agreed to put the book down and cuddle him to sleep

my fave 5sos song is definitely still disconnected. i don’t think i’ll ever get over disconnected. ps i ship chake too (and you’re the only one who sent the request to me AND stephanie so it’s just me replying lol)

chanelle: ship: ash / best friend: calum / rap battle: luke

danica: drake

blurb from chanelle: so you visit ash on tour when they’re with hey violet and hey violet pull a prank on the 5sos guys and it’s something like flour in the hairdryers so ashton walks back into the room with his hair coated in flour. he’d ask for an idea to get back at them and you’d sit there thinking for hours until you finally come up with one (probably from watching joe and caspar prank each other). so you’d sneak into their tour bus and wrap everything in aluminium foil. EVERYTHING. even the silverware and shampoo bottles. and you’d sneak back out with ashton choking back giggles the whole time.

stephanie: harry / demons by sleigh bells

chanelle: ship: calum / best friend: ashton / rap battle: michael

danica: drake

blurb from chanelle: you don’t have an about page so this is kinda hard lol. but let’s say you’re backstage at one of the concerts and a bunch of fans are let backstage to meet the guys so you’re hanging out in the corner and letting them talk to the guys. one of the fans would just be horrible - HORRIBLE - and say something like “hey cal, wanna meet up after the show? i have my own hotel room” and super try to come onto him and you’d kinda sit up and the jealousy/anger would just be radiating off of you and calum wouldn’t even notice but he’d still just say “nah, i’m gonna spend the night with my girlfriend in her hotel room” with a sassy little smile.

i’d go back to london with noah or stephanie. noah because he’s my boyfriend and stephanie because she’s fun to travel with; stephanie said “coachella with you right now, chanelle … and harry styles, i hope he’s there too … actually zayn too.”

stephanie: niall / top rated by icona pop

chanelle: ship: calum / best friend: michael / rap battle: ashton

danica: usher

blurb from chanelle: i creeped through your favorite tv shows and stuff and noticed dexter so i’m using that. you’d have a casual night in with calum and start watching dexter and he’d be really weirded out by it. he’d be like “so wait, what’s he doing? oh god, why is that happening?” and you’d tell him to shut up and watch so he could figure it out but he just wouldn’t shut up. you’d finally be like “if you don’t shut up, i’m not going anywhere near your dick for a month.” he’d finally stop talking but you’d still hear him muttering questions and stuff under his breath during the entire show