Mar 9, 2017
I got my @toysrus exclusive "Evolution of Groot" @hasbro #marvellegends figure from ToysRUs.com last night... Groot sure has "evolved" a lot since the last time I saw him! #shippingfail
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I got my @toysrus exclusive "Evolution of Groot" @hasbro #marvellegends figure from ToysRUs.com last night... Groot sure has "evolved" a lot since the last time I saw him! #shippingfail
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Dragonfly: Delivering Existential Dread Since 7:41 AM
Ever heard of Dragonfly? Used to be called Intelcom… 😤 yeah, they changed the name like that fixes anything.
These people run a pickup system that’s basically psychological warfare 🧠💥.
At 7:41 AM — ding! 📱
“We’re on our way.”
OH YEAH?! Fantastic — now I cancel my day and stand around like I ordered the last helicopter out of Saigon 🚁.
Nothing happens.
All.
Day. ⏳😐
Then at 6:10 PM — ding! 📲
“We’re almost there.”
ALMOST THERE?!
It’s been TEN HOURS 🤬 — you weren’t almost anywhere, you were on a scenic tour of my wasted time 🗺️.
So I finally go outside for air 🌬️ because I’m not spending my remaining lifespan guarding the doorway like a gremlin 🧌 — and OF COURSE that’s when the truck decides to teleport into existence ✨🚚.
Try the website — can’t reschedule until the pickup fails 🙃.
OH, so we HAVE to emotionally collapse before the system unlocks??
Is that the business model?? Defeat-based logistics??
So I call 📞 — get put on hold so long I can hear myself aging ⏰👴 — and WHILE I’m still on hold…
THE DRIVER CALLS ME.
Asking why I’m not there.
BRO — I’M CALLING YOUR COMPANY.
YOU’RE CALLING ME FROM INSIDE THE HOLD MUSIC 🎶😵💫 — IT’S A CORPORATE INCEPTION.
No texting back “come tomorrow.”
No chat support 💬❌.
Just a perfect closed loop of stupidity ♻️ where nobody can talk to anybody EXCEPT to ask why nobody can talk to anybody.
They don’t deliver packages — they deliver
EXISTENTIAL CONFUSION 📦💀.
I can’t be the only one who went to the post office today forgetting they’re closed! #shippingfail #holiday #ebayreseller #prison2profit #presidentsday #shipping https://www.instagram.com/p/CaQOQ6HpuIP/?utm_medium=tumblr
I’m a lucky girl getting to open my Xmas present a month later 😊 props to @13kvb ! It’s not a baby flamingo but it’s still pretty awesome! #shippingfail #thisiswhathappenswhenyouliveinthemiddleofnowhere #christmasgift #presents #christmasinjanuary @flamingoboutique613 @twistedfortunes13 @whiskeyriversoap @suziebluecanada https://www.instagram.com/p/CZIaE7lMJZM/?utm_medium=tumblr
What an odd way for Saje to send me my foaming hand soap. #shippingfail (at Downtown Calgary) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYH3Z2UPnP_6M7pCXEzpiwAbulE6mNk0UTdGK80/?utm_medium=tumblr
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Lol! Not sure how much could have happened in the few days it was in transit but, um, thanks @fedex, I guess? @brooklynbedding we are ready to get our #titanmattress out! Just hoping it’s not damaged by the ride here. #shippingfail (at Moore, Oklahoma) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNQlpozhksF/?igshid=jb0fn2x2r1q8
Lol! Not sure how much could have happened in the few days it was in transit but, um, thanks @fedex, I guess? @brooklynbedding we are ready to get our #titanmattress out! #shippingfail (at Moore, Oklahoma) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNQjrBLBiCx/?igshid=1rajmx42lehv6
Another hilarious #amazon #screenshot 😂 went to buy me and the bae those clear switch covers for our ACNH system and when I went to check out this is what shipping was like 😂💔 not only will it get here mid-April but if I pay the lowest shipping it'll get here anytime during MAY! Mind you the case is like $15 #shippingfail #shipping #nahson #foh https://www.instagram.com/p/B-NNxe-DDhG/?igshid=kcq1o0r32jtd