#shipping!!

Cuddling

do u have a favorite version of the ship by any chance? since ik theres like a ton

like au or otherwise, we could be talkin like. original flavor, ultdirkjohn, dirkjune, ultdirkjune, bropoppop (old man yaoi), etc…. like. hands down whats ur fave dynamic

I fear i like them ALL. from dinajune (lesbian vers) to dirkjunekat or dirkjohnkat

brojohn(crocker!! Fucking CROCKER!! not egbert!! this isn’t fucking weird!!)

ultdirkxrobotjohn, ultdirkjohn, ultdirk x harejohnsprite.

I was reading a fic where dirk was a vampire and john was like.. one of those ytbers who searches abandoned buildings, so i really like that kind of au.

Uhh ghostdirk x john or ghostbuster john.

College au… uhhh

Ermmmm..

“how to stop a shitty ending in three easy steps!!” Fic was a nice interpretation of them.

I’ve had this idea where john and dirk meet at a house party (jade or daves not sure..) john is still married to roxy and dirk is still in his mank situationship with the worst character ever. They become friends from that point and begin hanging out. Dirk catches feelings, roxy divorces John cuz he’s depressed #relatable, and the two of them grow closer. They then start dating, both hesitant but slowly they relax and badabing badaboom, the wedding. The end pretty much? Dave is jealous but who cares.

There’s probably more but idk, i just love dirkjohn that any variation is awesome. Well maybe not brojohn but yeah.

Hit: *opens it slowly* Hello- .... what are you doing here?

Frost: *standing in the pouring rain* .... I thought about your offer hitman.

Hit: Oh?

Frost: *sighs* ....I suppose I can accept it. But in exchange for my apprenticeship, you give me protection.

Hit: *narrows eyes* It doesn't really sound like I get much out of this.....

Frost: It wasn't my idea to come and be trained by you, now was it?!

(Thunder echos in the distance)

Hit: .....come inside.

Frost: I don't trust-

Hit: Come inside.

Frost: .......

Hit: ...It's cold out tonight.

Frost: .....Tsk! *goes in reluctantly* I'm only listening to you because it's warm in here....

Hit: Understood. *smirks and closes the door* ...... Although, let me just say that it might get a lot warmer for you in due time....

Frost: What's that suppose to mean? *suspicous*

Cuddles

Why nobody has drawn Puss either bonking Wolf's head or even better attempting to make biscuits on him???

THIS TOO, OOOOO