#shipapoolooza

@thats-not-very-cash-money-of-you

NOTE — before i even got to the end where you said you leaned towards muriel i was like “muriel” and got happy when i saw that at the end !

muriel knows you very well. if he sees a pretty rock that he thinks you would like or some bones that he just knows you could use then he brings them back for you. and he’s always so proud of himself too. he likes going with you to find them most of all though because he likes how delighted you get.

he absolutely adores the way you love animals so much, and he’s so proud of the fact that you want to nurse animals back to health. it’s one of the reasons he loves you oh so much. seeing you dote over animals makes his heart melt. he just can’t get over how caring you are.

and he knows a fair amount about mythical creatures, so he will sit and tell you what he knows about the different creatures. he’ll tell you his favorite facts and listen to what you know about them too. he’s always eager to learn more.

honestly, muriel doesn’t understand your sense of humor. it only confuses him more sometimes when you try to explain it to him cause he just doesn’t understand how it’s funny. BUT he likes seeing you laugh and flap around when you’re happy. he might not understand but he appreciates the joy it brings.

I meant to do this when I reached 100+ but my computer broke and I was hoping from vacation to work to vacation. But now I’m finally settled in and it’s time I do a blog ship for all my cool followers o3o

HOW IT WORKS:

Describe yourself to me in an ask anyway you want. You can focus on your physical traits or personality or fun activities that you enjoy. Then choose ONE option: 

(a) I pick the Bowers gang member I think best suits you

(b) You tell me which gang member you want to be paired up with

And I’ll choose to create a list of headcanons or a short drabble of what it would be like to date your gross boi. Also since this is meant to be a celebration, do not worry about any negative outcomes towards you such as “Patrick would never date you” or “Henry calls you a slur”, all answers will be lighthearted and fun unless requested otherwise.

RULES:

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send me an ask OFF ANON* with your request

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*If you don’t want others to know you made a request then you may send me an anonymous request AFTER IMing or sending me an ask off anon telling me who you are.

anon

NOTE - you told me to choose and julian seemed like the cutest option! i hope you enjoy!

you don’t like to leave the house much? julian is perfectly fine with staying at home with you. he loves being around you in your element, loves watching you ramble on with your witty remarks and dramatic quips. it makes him fall more in love you every day.

julian isn’t artistic at all, but he loves your art. more than anything. he praises it constantly because he just can’t believe you’re so good at it! he’s practically over dramatic as he praises it, kissing your face as he tells you how lovely anything you make is. “but it’s not as breathtaking as you are” he will remind you each and every time.

surprise dates to the museum are his specialty when it comes to you. a new art exhibit is opening at the museum in vesuvia? julian knows about it before you and already bought the tickets. he thinks it’s so cute how excited you get when you go on and on about what you know about art.

what really made him fall head over heels for you in the beginning what how you immediately teased him right back after getting to know him. the banter and the way you jokingly tease him had him immediately. he couldn’t believe how perfect you were to him. it was unbelievable how comfortable he was with you.

@imshionchat

NOTE — you chose muriel for yours and i had a lot of fun with it!!

sewing is something muriel likes to do, and he will most definitely sit and sew with you. his big fingers make it harder for him, but he likes to take things slow and get it right. and if he can’t figure out a stitch then he comes to you for help.

reading together is something he loves to do. more specifically, he likes it when you read out loud to him. it’s so much more soothing to him, and he can easily doze off with how comfortable he gets when he’s settled down with you by the fire.

muriel isn’t used to outright cuddling or really much of any of it since he was always so used to being alone. so he has the habit of asking if it’s okay to touch you or cuddle or hug or even kiss you. he’s that much of a giant gentleman.

whether your are in a quiet mood or a talkative one, muriel is ready. he can roll with it either way. a comfortable silence is totally fine with him. but listening to you talk is also just as fine with him. he doesn’t mind as long as he’s with you.

don’t feel like being active that day? muriel will stay at home with you and be lazy too. he’s not too picky and taking a little break won’t hurt too much. or even a nap. naps together are always nice.

@the-lazyyy-artist

NOTE — you chose julian despite having started with asra and it was a pleasure to write this for you!

good thing you’re impatient because julian likes to do things as soon as he thinks of them. he isn’t really impatient, he’s just..restless. even when he’s standing still he has to be doing something, anything with his hands. so, he really likes that he can do anything you want him to do right as you ask him to do it.

but he’s also trying to help you understand that you don’t have to do everything instantly by yourself. he can and will trip over himself to help you out. he might be a mess but he cares for you way too much to actually procrastinate. cause he is actually very good at procrastinating.

he loves to help around with mundane little chores, but he’s rather intent on receiving little kisses in between. his personal favorite is kissing the top of your head while you’re doing one of your little chores.

julian might be a little messy and he also might not like cleaning up after himself at times. and that might lead to little squabbles that end with the two of you pouting and ignoring each other. it usually ends when julian trips over his own mess in his feeble attempt to ignore it which leads to you laughing a little too much as he finally gives in and cleans his mess up.

@elliethemoonelf

NOTE — you let me choose and i thought muriel was the cutest option!!

he adores your cute freckles and chubby cheeks so much it flusters him. he will even ask to squeeze them every now and then, sometimes even teasing you by lightly pinching them. he thinks it’s just so cute. he can’t help it.

he likes that you’re also not the biggest people person. the two of you enjoy each other’s company in the best way possible. he appreciates that you don’t pull him too far out of his comfort zone. it’s refreshing. though, he knows you will make him when it actually counts.

listening to you ramble is probably one of the best things to him. he can’t get enough of the way yours eyes light up as you go on and on about a topic. it’s so endearing and it makes him feel all warm and comfortable. he can’t get enough of it, seeing you so pleased.

@gloomdoomraccoon

NOTE — you specifically requested asra. and i hope you enjoy it as much i did writing it!!

with how much this magic wanderer travels he’s used to riding horses and he loves that you know how too. little horseback riding dates whether is the two of you riding on one horse or riding separately as you race through the woods surrounding the city. though, he still loves his naps too. staying in and cuddling with you is something he adores just as much as a fun ride.

asra is a bit of a night owl himself. he will stay up on your random nights, making you tea or coffee to help get your creative juices flowing when you start your little plot escapades. he even just to just sit and watch sometimes, head resting against his palm while he takes in that determined look on your face.

knowing that you’re not much of a talker, he will easily fill the silence for you because lucky for you asra has plenty of stories from him travels. he doesn’t mind lazing around in a bed of pillows and telling you all about his adventures from something as simple as some herbs he purchased to his shenanigans in the magical realm.

he knows the moods you can get into some days when you don’t feel your best, and he will go out of his way to go and get you something you like. a little trinket he saw you eyeing at the market? some of your favorite tea? coffee? even if it’s just listening to you complain about whatever put you in that mood or just simply being by you. whatever you need, he will oblige. without a doubt.

@crispynerdbarbarian

NOTE — you told me to choose for you. asra seemed like the most perfect choice to me so i hope you enjoy it!

asra will absolutely help you study whether it’s letting you ramble on about the topic you’re studying or quizzing you on the subject. he will often tease you about being the ‘model student’ with all the studying you do.

he tries his very best to somewhat organize your books for you, but it’s impossible to do without a little magical assistance. the floating books aren’t exactly normal BUT it gives you more room for more books and plants and trinkets which makes you happy which makes asra happy.

he is always bringing you back little magical trinkets. especially if it’s something that relates to your hobbies. he loves the pleases smile you give him as you place whatever he brings you with all your other trinkets. he’s the reason your collection has grown so rapidly. he can’t help himself.

this magical man knows how annoying your hair can get sometimes, and he will offer to sit down and help you tame it. he seems to enjoy it way more than you do. he just likes to help even if it means making you sit in between his legs while he sorts through and untangles your hair with a smile on his face.