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Being the on-call masseuse at pro-hero dynamight’s agency who he’s weirdly vulnerable with because you’ve already seen him naked

#Bakugo #he’s so bad at vulnerability and so rusty at intimacy he mistakes the two because you’ve already put your hands on him so sweetly #and it feels like you’re the only person who ever has #it’s not like he realizes what he’s doing . he wouldn’t say he loves you by any means or even has a crush #but………#you’re the first person he sees in the morning and the last person he sees before he goes home. of course you’re on his mind. of course.#and then for whatever reason you’re gone for a bit and it feels like everything crumbles #this would be a recovery au too … he’s not allowed to exercise or something so physical therapy and massages are how he tries to get thru it #it’s 6 months in before he realizes he doesn’t know the first thing about you #and he’s coming to terms with the fact he’s way more damaged than he realized. even if his body is better his mind …#hasn’t been right. and he needs to apologize to you first #but surprise! you’re there to help him through that too (after quitting so you can do it all for real)#any blablablah #shii posts #gen

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Bakugo’s daughter who isn’t scared of boys and tries to spit on them vs. Bakugo’s son who cries whenever a girl is nice to him

#bakugo #is this heteronormative or do I just have anxiety about everything #not writing #kids tw #shii posts

Jason Todd who always notices when (in your attempt to care for him) you serve him the better cuts of meat or the more beautifully plated meals, where the sauce hasn't spilled over into the greens and the scoop of the rice hasn't browned on the bottom...

And Jason Todd, the fucking bastard, who always makes you trade plates with him.

#jason peter #jason todd x reader #i made some meatballs tonight and some of them fell apart... n i was just thinking abt how if you tried to give jason all the nice ones #and he noticed your plate had all the crumbled ones .. he'd be SOOO !!!#it used to p*ss me off so bad bc my grandma would always force us to give my grandpa the nicer plates of stuff #and would make us like. debone his fish for him or butter his potato or heat his plate or w/e #and my grandpa wouldn't even like. care or notice. so it was all so pointless #but i feel like in a gen. relationship with toddy he'd be like. ummmmmmmmm no #and its embarrassing like u dont want to give him the bits that aren't pretty or well cooked !!#and he's like. i don't care. trade with me. now.#GOD #also jason who MAKES YOU THE PLATE??? stops u from getting up.#HELLO???/ GENIU S???#but anyway the boy wonder jason chap really broke my heart and i just keep thinking abt bringing that sad bastard home cooked food #he will never know i picked out the best scoops just for him... until he realizes lmao #he lives in a craphole but he's not letting his partner eat the gristle (altho i love gristle mmm)#my friends dogs hate me bc i eat their scraps lol #now i have to go out and buy bananas bc i have extra banana pudding ingreads #and im seeing my friends tomorrow #but UGH I DONT WANNA #but we dont waste. we try not to waste HERE #shii posts #gen

Lmaooo just thought about Bakugo doing squats with you walking around the neighborhood bc you’re two days overdue with his fat ass baby😭😭

#Bakugo #in matching orange sweat bands…#I mentioned it once but he’s losing his mind the baby isn’t out on time #you’re not surprised tho bc he’s stubborn as a mule so ofc his kid is too #anyway ur squatting with him and waving to neighbors and he’s trying not to look into their eyes #he’s so funny lmao #anyway thank u for the asks! I’ll get to them soon🫶🏻#just having a bit of a moment yk #shii posts #kids tw #gen

"excuse me, hon" and jason is perking his head up and snapping to attention, meanwhile you're just talking to some guy who got in your way at the coffee shop. jason is crashing out fr

#jason todd x reader #jason peter #the first time it happens is the worst bc he's like. you. you. use those in general? me no special?#he is the only one you are allowed to refer to with pet names. period. end of story.#its the 'pass the salty d*ddy' thing except like. 24/7 #he's esp mad if u do that to another bat #genuinely kills him deflates his whole mood #this is so selfshippy bc i work with kids everyone is my love im sorry toddy :(#shii posts #gen

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“dance or get back together with mom” challenge with divorced!dad!Bakugo and he’s flinging your child’s phone across the room

#Bakugo #Cuz lord knows he’s not dancing #in his house clothes unshaven tired everything #your kid posts it and the responses are soooooo funny #‘he wants her so bad’#LMFAO IMAGINE IF THEY DID IT and you’re still together #hdjjdjdjdjf #‘dance or divorce mom’ suddenly he’s a pro #anyway #shii posts #gen #I just burnt my milk fu*ck #kids tw

Jason Todd as a parent is so SO funny to me because I think he’s making your kid a lil plate of steamed broccoli and salmon and maybe a little rice or something . And then as soon as the kid is in bed he’s driving to get you both mcdonalds lmao

#jason #jason todd x reader #ive been thinking abt having his baby for like. 16 hours nonstop #i also dreamt about it #but anyway jason gives me like. mild picky eater vibes? i think he can force himself to eat anything but actually liking it is different #anyway he's trying so hard to be a good parent #but then also it hits like 8 o clock and he needs to be an adult with u again #jksfdkasdfa bYE SORRY IM EMBARRASSING #basically my half my selfship with him so far is just keeping a tidy house bc we both grew up with slummy parents LOOOL #also. crazy thought. possibly bc i watch too much malcolm in the middle. jason gives me big boy dad vibes #you give birth to jason jr LMFAO and its seriously not funny how alike they are #kids tw #shii posts #that being said i have some insanely specific girl dad jason thoughts. like for example. gets shampoo in her eyes #LJAKLSFJAL;#gen

deku gets road rage in the kind of sexy way

#deku #just clenches the wheel and grumbles and gets annoyed when a slow person is in the left lane and zooms past them hecka quick #cuz he’s a good driver so he knows how to safely #can weave but doesn’t LOL #it’s leftover from his vigilante self but that’s why it’s kinda hot bc … rawr #make him pull over so u can ride him on the side of the road #ONE HAND DRIVES TOO #but just like his shoes I think he’s worried abt his leather seats #shii posts #gen

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