#sherlocksnotdead

Finally got my hands on this fantastic collection of Sherlock Holmes stories by the legendary Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, really can't wait to start making my way through it.

Live blogging Sherlock! WHAT THE FUCK THAT THEORY. I am so happy that wasn't a thing. And Jesus Christ, Mycroft. Look at all that sibling rivalry. Poor Mrs Hudson, look at how angry and sad she is and John with his gross facial hair. "We'll have to get rid of that" YES YOU WILL. THANK YOU. "What's his name" "I AM NOT GAY." That fucking coat I swear to Gods. He's back look he's not dead. And Anderson is a conspiracy theorist. Holy man he's so good. John isn't noticing he's not looking. That fucking eyeliner bullshit. "IT'S LIKE A FACE FROM THE PAST!" oN WOOOW THAT LADIES HAIR. Does not suit her. John is so...HOLY SHIT THERE HE IS JOHN IS NOT HAPPY. LOOK AT THOSE EYES. OH MY GOD MY POOR BABY. "NOT DEAD." HE'S NOT DEAD. LOOK AT THAT. "Short version. Not Dead." Punch him in the face, John. Punch him in the face. Oh man that's way better than punching him in the face. Yeah strangle him. STRANGLE HIM AGAIN JOHN.  He deserves that, too. Fucking headbutt. OH THAT'S SWEET OF MARY. I HOPE SHE REALLY DOES TALK HIM AROUND. and that's it. SHE LIKES HIM EVERYONE. SHE LIIKES HIM. Oh hello Molly. I like her. I like Molly. and there it is. I feel bad for Molly, though. "OH YOU BASTARD." AND THEN A HUG. THAT'S WONDERFUL. I do feel bad for John though. OH POOR MRS HUDSON. Is this another theory are they REALLY. Creepy goth girl. #SHERLOCKNOTDEAD I love Mary so much. "I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes" I love the brothers so much. They're so good. Oh man. I adore them. Mycroft. Lonely. How would you know? Step father. Oh my God that poor man. selling crappy DVDs. Molly would you like to solve crime with me. Oh poor Sherlock missing John. A train stops, and a man vanishes. JOHN NO MY BBY. AGAIN. oH POOR MOLLY.. CRYING AND NOT FEELING GOOD. SHERLOCK LOOK AT YOU BEING SWEET. MARY SEEING THE CODE IS SO GOOD SHE'S SO GOOD UGH I LIK.E HER A WHOLE BUNCH. SAVE JOHN WATSON. JUST JUMPING ON THE BIKE AND GOING. GG MARRY, YOU GO. FOUR FOR YOU. Oh shit burning man. John John noooooooo don't burn John Sherlock can't solve crimes with Mary or Molly or "THINGS ARE HOTTING UP IN HERE." WHAT THE FUCK SPELLING ERROR. gUY fAWKS HE DOESN'T LIKE DADDY. GO SHERLOCK SAVE HIM THAT POOR LITTLE GIRL. FUCKING RIGHTS YOU PULL HIM OUT OF THE FIRE. paaarentssssssss "AlKiiiidaa" That was adorable. Remember remember. This is fun. "I don't understand. Well that's a first." He doesn't know how to defuse a bomb, and he looks so sorry, and so angry, and he's begging John because he hurt him and my poor babies. THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR SENTIMENTS. HE'S CRYING. OH MY GOD LET ME HUG YOU. look at that relief. WHAT. aND THEN THEY USED THE BOUNCY CASTLE. And I provided the coat. I have lots of coats. BUT HOW DID THEY GET OUT OF THE BOMB??!!??! AHAHAHA ANDERSON YEAH FUCK YOU AND YOUR CONSPIRACIES. AND THEN HE GOT THE BOMB. FUCKING SHIT. WHAT AN ASSMONKEY. YOU BUTT. "Killing me. That's so two years ago." Hah Mycroft. Hah Les Mis. Oh wow. Coat. Scarf. Sherlock. "Hi this is Tom." WOW. ONEUTAIHNEUDEUNTIHAEU HE PUT ON THE HAT. HE PUT ON THAT STUPID EAR FLAPPY HAT. HE REALLY DOES LOVE BEING SHERLOCK HOLMES. WHAT A LITTLE SHIT. Oh God who's that now what's happening?  He must be the new bad guy who put John in the fire.

Why is #sherlocksnotdead trending? We all knew he wasn't dead like more than two years ago. Why is everyone suddenly so happy about him not being dead, when we only believed he was dead for like those five minutes of watching Reichenbach Fall?