"Worst. Christmas. EVER."
❝ right , because it’s all my fault that you came , totally unannounced by the way , to my house just when i decided not to celebrate christmas . ‘cause , you know , i’m jewish . ❞
he’s not , not really . but he told people that because he’s so sick and tired of people asking him why isn’t he in a more “ holiday mood ” which he is ( no , not really ) it’s just that since mom hasn’t been talking to him much ( or acknowledging him , if he were being honest ) , he just … never could find anything to celebrate about . dad’s gone , his cousins … well , sometimes he keeps up with them , like , thank god facebook exists ( even though he has to use a fake account ‘cause they like to block him , which is sad ) , and the few friends he did have back when he was a deputy kind of … thought he was crazy .
but that’s okay . whatever . story of his life , he’ll deal . but hayes oh man , he totally forgot that she’s in his life ! when was the last time he saw her , really ? like , two years ago ? damn . he’d thought about calling her since he knew she was some fancy schmacy attorney back when he got his ass busted from giving mr. oswalt’s all of the information for the murders ( he shivers at this , thinking back about the files he stocks up around his bedroom — which reminds him , totally not letting hayes see that , yup. ) , but … he’d always been embarrassed about himself when he’s around her .
like , yeah , she’s — she has her baggage , but … damn , she’s so much cooler ? and like , it wasn’t like the attorney he had on the moment was horrible . he was pretty cool . john means , the charges were dropped after all . anyway , totally not worth reminiscing . ‘cause he currently has a former first daughter in his small apartment , which looks weird since she’s like — rich , and he’s … not , and they both could see that and — yeah , taking care of the christmas thing .
❝ ahhhh , don’t make that face . okay , fine , i’ll buy you ice cream . stop pouting . ❞ / @sheredemption gets deputy so & so ( from sinister franchise ) !
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