#sheredemption

             ❝      right      ,      because     it’s       all      my     fault       that       you    came    ,     totally      unannounced      by       the     way     ,     to    my       house     just    when      i     decided    not       to     celebrate     christmas    .      ‘cause    ,     you    know    ,      i’m      jewish   .     ❞

                              he’s  not  ,  not  really  .  but  he  told  people  that  because  he’s  so  sick  and  tired  of  people  asking  him  why  isn’t  he  in  a   more   “  holiday  mood  ”                    which  he  is   (   no  ,  not  really   )   it’s  just  that  since  mom  hasn’t  been  talking  to  him  much  (   or  acknowledging  him  ,  if  he  were  being  honest  )   ,   he  just   …    never  could  find  anything  to  celebrate  about  .  dad’s  gone  ,  his  cousins …   well  ,  sometimes  he  keeps  up  with  them  ,  like  ,  thank  god  facebook  exists  (   even  though  he  has  to  use  a  fake  account  ‘cause  they  like  to  block  him  ,  which  is  sad   )  ,  and  the  few  friends  he  did  have  back  when  he  was  a  deputy  kind  of  …    thought  he  was  crazy  .

                          but  that’s  okay  .  whatever  .  story  of  his  life  ,  he’ll  deal  .  but  hayes                  oh  man  ,  he  totally  forgot  that  she’s  in  his  life  !   when  was  the  last  time  he  saw  her  ,  really  ?  like  ,  two  years  ago  ?  damn  .  he’d  thought  about  calling  her  since  he  knew  she  was  some  fancy  schmacy  attorney  back  when  he  got  his  ass  busted  from  giving  mr.  oswalt’s  all  of  the  information  for  the  murders   (   he  shivers  at  this  ,  thinking  back  about  the  files  he  stocks  up  around  his  bedroom  —  which  reminds  him  ,  totally  not  letting  hayes  see  that  ,  yup.  )   ,   but  …   he’d  always  been  embarrassed   about  himself   when   he’s  around  her .  

                                like  ,  yeah  ,  she’s  —  she  has  her  baggage  ,   but  …  damn  ,  she’s  so  much  cooler  ?  and  like  ,  it  wasn’t  like  the  attorney  he  had  on  the  moment  was  horrible  .  he  was  pretty  cool  .  john  means  ,  the  charges  were  dropped  after  all  .   anyway  ,  totally  not  worth  reminiscing  .  ‘cause  he  currently  has   a  former   first  daughter  in  his  small  apartment  ,  which  looks  weird  since  she’s  like  —  rich  ,  and  he’s  …   not  ,  and  they  both  could  see  that  and  —  yeah  ,  taking  care  of  the  christmas  thing  .

           ❝      ahhhh      ,      don’t      make     that     face     .      okay      ,     fine     ,     i’ll      buy      you     ice     cream    .     stop      pouting   .      ❞  /  @sheredemption gets deputy so & so ( from sinister franchise ) !

      ❝ you know   ---   i travel all the way here.  just to help you and this cute little team out with your problems and such.   and you haven't even offered me a drink.❞        quickly;   the agent was able to throw her back down on the chair,   then sitting down herself on the one next to it.   one leg coming over the other as she sat back.   smirking up at the woman behind the desk.       ❝ and here i’d heard a great many things about you miss morrison. ❞

( MSG; FRANKIE )    absolutely not. ( MSG; FRANKIE )    in what universe did you think it would be appropriate to catfish someone with pictures of your boss?