#sheoard

Ashley: Sir, I'm off duty...your voice, sir. Not...so...loud, please, thank you.

Shepard: Why are you curled up on the floor?

Ashley: Am I? My head...so heavy....Can't move.

Shepard: Ah, enjoy your evening?

Ashley: I'll be back in 30...maybe 40, I swear, Just...give me 45 minutes, shhh...

Shepard: How did you end up in this sorry state?

Ashley: Needed to blow off some steam...Vega said he had "just the thing" to help take the edge off..

Shepard: Did this "thing" come in a bottle?

Ashley: ...Yeah.

Shepard: This empty bottle?

Ashley: It's empty? Oh boy...

Shepard: Is it time to test out the fire alarms? You know, I think it is.

Ashley: I'll pay you a million credits not to do that, sir.

Shepard: Two million and we have a deal.

Ashley: You're a damn space pirate.

Shepard: I could order Joker to sing to you over the comm...

Ashley: I hate you.

Shepard: "I hate you...?"

Ashley: Sir.

Shepard: As you were, Williams.