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Soft tentacle h3ntai, never heard of it. I’ll give it a try Octoboi deserves love. It is tentelces so I was unable to resist a little dp~

Set-up: You went with Azul back to his home for the weekend. 

Azul let out a long sigh as he leaned against the door. Finally the two of you managed to escape to the solitude of his room. “I didn’t expect them to ask so many questions.” Azul ran a hand through his hair

“I think it’s sweet. Shows they care.” You gave your boyfriend a quick kiss on the cheek. “Besides, that’s in the past. Now we get to be alone together for the rest of the night.” You trailed a few kisses along his jaw. “I don’t know what you had planned but I came up with a few fun ideas after having to see you shirtless all day~” You whispered in his ear. Azul’s cheeks turned bright red despite how he tried to keep calm. He pushed up his glasses and cleared his throat. “I-i think I like your idea more than the board games I had planned...”

He gave you a quick peck on the lips before pushing away from the door. “Allow me to change forms and get ready.” 

You tilted your head to the side, “Why would you want to do that?” You reached out and grabbed one of his tentacles. It instinctively wrapped around your hand. Azul  stopped and gave you a puzzled look, a bit of blush still burning on his cheeks. “Were you not talking about,” He gave a pause out of embarrassment, “...sex?”

“I was.”

“Therefore I need to be in my other form. It is more preferred after all.”

“No. I think this form is just fine. Well, more than just fine~” You raised the hand with the appendage wrapped around it to your lips and gave it a soft kiss. 

“But...” Azul loosely crossed his arms over his torso, “I’m squishy.” 

“So are my breasts, and you quite enjoy those.” You let go of the tentacle you held and began to remove your top. “It’s not a bad thing.” 

He stayed quiet this time but still wasn’t quite convinced. His tentacles grabbed the garments you shed, folded them and set them aside. “Do you know what my favorite feature of yours is?” You had shed everything but the enchanted shell necklace that let you breath underwater. “It’s your handsome face, and that is the same in both forms.” You approached him cupping his face in your hands. “If you truly want to change forms I won’t stop you. Just know that what I care about is you. You are just as stunning, and smart and turn me on just as much in either form.” You pulled him in to a sweet kiss before adding one last comment. “Though, if you stay in this form you’re already naked~” 

Azul’s tentacles slowly began to wrap around you. One slipping up each leg, one trailing up your back to bring you closer. Another one curled around your hand while one of Azul’s hand intertwined with yours. He shook his head slightly, “Fine. You’ve convinced me. Just this once though.” Well depending how it went

A bright smile illuminated your face, “I love you my handsome octopus.” 

Adrian is wholesome, but he ain't bright. Enjoy the sweet the boyfriend content below!

/This really struck inspiration as a scene, hope this is okay!

From thirty or so stories above the city, a glowering man with endless silver hair looks out a window. Behind him is you.

Despite the silence, the voices within are screaming. Monster. A weapon, a tool to be used. Lost potential. A tainted god. Monster!

Careful arms wrap around his waist, snapping him from his thoughts. His body tenses. Instinctually, he spins around and pushes you from him with ease, though you know he’s not using any of his true strength. Had it been anyone else, they’d have immediately regretted this proximity. But it’s you. You.

His expression softens—an unspoken apology. He says nothing, though that’s not unusual. 

Under his gaze, you move slowly to take his hands in yours. They’re cold. You’ll hold them like this until they’re warm again.

“Sephiroth.” You say, waiting for him to finally exhale. “Your name is Sephiroth. That is who you are. Whatever you’ve been told, however you were born...I love you.”

Perhaps the idea is naive. However, from the way his eyebrows lift just slightly, you decide it’s worth the implication. His hands squeeze yours in response. You already know he returns your feelings. 

this is, unfortunately, never fully addressed in the compilation.

hojo certainly seems to be under the impression that sephiroth never knew, but sephiroth read every single book and log and memo in the shinra mansion basement. he knew that he was “produced” using jenova cells. it stands to reason that, if sephiroth somehow didn’t know prior to that, he learned during his deep dive into all of those files.

but then again, it’s also worth pointing out that sephiroth makes no mention of lucrecia and wholesale declares jenova to be his mother, so. it’s entirely possible that hojo never wrote down that he, himself, was the sperm donor or that sephiroth was carried to term by a human woman. he’s the exact kind of creep who would refer to a pregnancy as an “incubation period.”

so. yeah. it’s unclear and we never get that answer. it could honestly go either way.

Hey there! I'm so glad you enjoyed these, they're a personal favourite of mine. I'm impressed you managed to read all of them and stayed up so late, they're pretty hard hitting lol. I feel like I should lecture you about sleeping instead of reading fanfics, but it’s not like I’m not guilty myself lol. 

I do have ideas for a third part, representing when reader is finally 'mind broken' as such. I'm not sure if I'll get to it, but I do have like 5k words of it down and it’s banging around in my brain all the same.

I like the idea of introducing her to the bros, buuuuut, I’ll be honest in this AU all of the bros are crazy and have kidnapped S/Os in their basements. I sort of vaguely reference Noctis' girl in the second part, but it's very vague.

Undertaker

 -It would take a while for his s/o to get to know the real him under the facade he puts on most of the time. To even get to his real self there would have to be immense trust between him and his partner, and he wouldn’t plan on letting them go once they found out the truth.

 -That said, he still does enjoy an s/o that can make him laugh and amuse him. He gets bored easily, so for him to be in a steady relationship, he’d really have to find someone spontaneous to be around. He’d have surprises of his own all the time too, so his partner should learn to appreciate those pretty quickly too. 

 -There are times when he can be surprisingly romantic, especially after a fight or when his partner is sad. He likes getting flowers for them, and they always have some hidden meaning. That, and taking them for long walks at night would be a favorite of his too. 

Sebastian

 -Similar to Undertaker, Sebastian would need to get very, very close and trust someone a lot before he even considers them more than a plaything. Even then, he’s still cold and aloof most of the time when he’s around them, unless he’s putting on some kind of act.

 -His partner would have a really hard time getting him to be honest with them, especially about the true nature of his work and what he is. It cold very well take years to get that far into his personal life, and even then, there will always be things he couldn’t tell them.

 -If he truly cares for his partner and isn’t using them in some sort of way, he’d get gentler with them the longer they’re together. It might not seem like it since it would be so gradual, but he would grow very fond of them and do almost anything to protect them.

Deidara 

 -He would view his partner on a pedestal-sometimes even calling them a work of art (without the explosions of course). He would talk about them constantly to anyone who would listen, sometimes even to annoy the other members on purpose. 

 -He’s really flirty and thinks highly of himself, so his partner would have to put up with a lot smooth talk from him without laughing. He’d get really upset very easily if his partner made fun of him, so it’s best to steer clear of that all together. 

This is another one that made me laugh, thank you! And thanks for requesting as part of my follower celebration!

Hanzo would be displeased and make his displeasure evident right away (and later). The response is possessive but of course he doesn’t make it about the two of them, it is about her indescretion. While smiling in that dangerous way of his: “My, little mouse, were there crumbs on that gentleman’s clothes?” Later spanks her and when he’s teasing her tells her to keep her eyes open. Pinches her every time she blinks.

Kyoichiro would get snippy, but it would come from a place of hurt. He would order her to work in the back areas of the shop and be extra critical of her dinner. The sweet goose would actually think of changing his own clothes but get upset with himself for even thinking it and sulk outside for a while. He’d confess in bed and feel much better when she slips a hand over his own fine ass.

Asra would quirk a brow at her and lean in to whisper “Like what you see?” He would call over and introduce the object of her focus (because Asra of course knows them). Wily magician would be ✨delighted✨ for the three of them to have tea together. On the way back to the shop, he would asks what it was she liked about what she saw, and then keep up the half-tease, half-inquiry while making plans to keep her blushing and laughing. Composes a very catchy ode to her fine ass on the spot and sings it shamelessly in the street.

I don’t think Lancelot would notice, or at least he wouldn’t understand, because he’s too polite to do such a thing in public himself. But if he realized Alice was looking at another person with physical appreciation, he would corner her somewhere semi-private (like a hallway— empty at the time, but not guaranteed to stay that way) and insist she explain. He would listen, but I think he’d be a little hurt, the poor dear. Mostly he would be embarrassed, and he’d want to be very close to her for reassurance. With a king[s]l[e]y kabedon, intense murmurs: “Explain it to me. Would you like me better in the same clothes? What can I do to make you focus on me instead?” If her answers satisfy him, he’s smug as hell for the rest of the day. Either way, he touches her derrière far more frequently than usual when they are alone that night.