Aug 13, 2018
Which people would you sterilize? 😂😂😂 #thebigbangtheory #sheldon #moviequotes #people #sheldonquotes @therealjimparsons Follow: @thesozlukcom ☺️
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Which people would you sterilize? 😂😂😂 #thebigbangtheory #sheldon #moviequotes #people #sheldonquotes @therealjimparsons Follow: @thesozlukcom ☺️
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Did you take a marijuana?
Dr. Sheldon Cooper
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Sheldon
Residing within you is the potential for another me. Perhaps even taller, smarter and less prone to freckling. A Sheldon 2.0, if you will.
Missy
Sheldon 2.0?
Sheldon
Exactly. Now, I am not saying that I should be the sole decider of who you mate with. If you’re not attracted to the suitor, then the likelihood of conception would be reduced.
Missy
You have got to be kidding me!
Sheldon
Not at all. Frequent coitus dramatically increases the odds of fertilization.
Missy
Okay Shelly. Sit down. Now, I’ve lived my whole life dealing with the fact that my twin brother is, as Mom puts it, “one of God’s special little people.”
Sheldon
I always thought I was more like a cuckoo bird. You know, a superior creature whose egg is placed in the nest of ordinary birds. Of course, the newly hatched cuckoo eats all the food, leaving the ordinary siblings to starve to death. Luckily for you, that’s where the metaphor ended.
Missy
I thought it ended at cuckoo.
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What, this ain't even. Okay, whatever.