#shekwento

Kinabukasan holiday. Kaya naman tambay ang kalahati ng barkada sa apartment. Naglalasingan habang naglalaro ng ungoy ungoyan haha. Di kasi ako marunong mag tongits o poker man lang. Chill. Inuman. Pulutan. Card games. Blasting music through the walls. Kahit kami kami lang masaya naman.

"Itong Happy ginagawa akong Sad."

"Isang suboan lang ubos na agad gagi hahaha."

Eni-mini-mine-mo

Alin sa pitong linyang ito ang accident-o

Dahil chill na chill kami sa traffic, Nagpustahan sila kung aling linya ang banggaan. Galawang pagong lang kami ngayon. Lets bring out the handy dandy siri.

Me: Siri take me home.

Siri: I don't know where is home.

Me: Siri are you stupid?

Siri: I'm smart enough to know not to answer that question.

Anak ng..

*opened the window and throws siri*

(Heading to our volunteer work. It was decided that Sar would drive.)

Ti: Can't you go any faster?

Sa: It's not my fault we're late. 😒

Ti: We are not late. We have an hour to get there bitch.

Sa: Thats without traffic 🙄

Me: Children please, lets not kill each other yet. We're not even half way. (Thinking- yup we're gonna be late and get bitch at)

Tif: If she just step on the gas, we would be there sooner.

Sa: You know what bitch, f-u.

Me: Was that our exit?

(Completely missing the exit and all hell broke loose)

Sa: Oh shit.

Ti: Wth Sa. we're fuckin late.

Me: We're not late calm the fuck down.

Sa: Just shut fuck up Ti.

Me: Just take the next exit and exit out.

Sa: I know that just leave me the fuck alone.

Ti: We would if you didn't miss our exit bitch.

(We arrived there with 30 mins to spare, since we all woke up at 6 to meet up we didnt have breakfast. So we decided to venture out to look for food. Not a good idea 🙄 smh)

Ti: I told you to turn left!

Sa: Fuck.

Me: Why did I ever agree to this?! We could just have stayed---

Ti: Shut up bitch. We were thinking of you since you haven't eatin 😒 We know how you eat 🙄.

Me: Shut the f up.

Sa: Will you two shut the f up!

Ti: Just take the turn, these bitches will let you out if you get your ass out.

Sa: I will, just give me a sec.

Ti: Go Sa, go damn!

Sa: F-you. I'm the driver here.

Me: Sa just take it, we're gonna be late.

Dahil may snow storm, lahat kami tambay sa apartment. Dahil nakatambay lang kami, yung ref ang napag diskitahan namin. Ng maubos na namin, nag decide sila (sabit lang ako) na maglakad sa grocery store para mamili ng makakain. Umaadventure sa snow ika nga 🙄. Balut na balut ang boung kaluluwa namin. Hindi pa kami nakaka sampung hakbang ng marinig na ang pag mumura dahil sa lamig. Sino ba kasing may idea nito?! Walang atrasan pinush parin. Napapakanta nalang kami ng "the cold never bothered me anyway.." Wala din masyadong sasakyan dahil delikado yung daan, kaya mala zombie apocalypse ang peg namin. "The last survivors".. ganun.

Ng mga ilan taon nakarating narin kami. Ang usapan, snacks lang at ulam ang bibilhin. Ang resulta: 5 lbs na karne, mga sahog, chips, isang case ng alak, bread, noodles, cereals, gallons of milk, gallons of juice, soft drinks, prutas (para healthy kunyari) 12 rolls ng toilet paper, mga can food, at iba pa --in short nag grocery shopping na. Ang tanong pano namin bubuhatin tong lahat eh nag lakad lang kami? Hindi porket anim kami eh kaya na. Kaya naman yung mga lalaki nag lakad pauwi para kunin yung sasakyan at sunduin kami 😏. Pag ka uwi bagsakan sa kama dahil over duper ang pagod sa pag lalakbay. Kung sinuman ang maunang gumising sya mag luluto.